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u/Miggyyy_05 7d ago

2016

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

2016 Australian federal election: Malcolm Turnbull's Liberal/National Coalition Government is narrowly re-elected, defeating the Labor Party led by Bill Shorten.

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u/Some_Call_Me_Finn 7d ago

I’m still miffed about that

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u/saucyboi7889665 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Korean forces, led by General Gang Gam-chan, gain a decisive victory over the Khitan Liao Dynasty at modern-day Kusong, ending the Third Goryeo-Khitan War.

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u/GOMO_GOMO 7d ago

General Gangnam style

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u/Paw_patrolSVU 7d ago

Gang Gam-chan, w-w-w-what are you doing to me?!?

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u/Agent_mp3 7d ago

2010

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Comet Hale Bopp was found again around 30.7 AU away from the Sun. The last time found in April 1997

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u/TheElusiveJellyMan 7d ago

Get your Nikes ready

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u/Guido-Guido 7d ago

Sebastian Vettel wins his first Formula One title.

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u/ActualyNotSureIfDeaf 7d ago edited 6d ago

You just wait sunshine...

DU BIST WELTMEISTER

EDIT: wow thanks for giving money to reddit i sure did a goodthink

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u/Randomredditer193 7d ago edited 7d ago

Seb: give me a moment

Christian: SEBASTIAN VETTEL YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION, ENJOY IT YOU ARE THE MAN

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u/T-A-S-T 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Suleiman II succeeds the deposed Mehmed IV, as Ottoman Emperor.

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u/EfoDom 7d ago

OP discovered wikipedia has articles about specific years lol.

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u/wwtossit 7d ago

Does anyone think this dude is out here memorizing facts from every year just for fun?

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u/RichRaichu5 7d ago

I mean there's history nerds out there who can do that. Heck just ask me a number between 476 AD and 1204 AD and I can tell you what happened in the Roman Empire at that time.

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u/rubydacheery 7d ago

873 Roman Empire AD. What went down

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u/KingKalash89 7d ago

Barbarians attack Rome

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u/pickle_pouch 7d ago

Damn, you're good

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u/D3ippaaja 7d ago

1921

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

The Battle of Blair Mountain, the largest labor uprising in United States history and the country's largest peacetime armed uprising, begins in Logan County, West Virginia as part of the Coal Wars, continuing until September 2.

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u/anticringpolice stupid fucking idiot 7d ago

the birth of the term “redneck”

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u/ninjadude1992 7d ago

Tell me more

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u/TossAGroin2UrWitcher 7d ago

They had red kerchiefs on their necks if I remember correctly.

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u/jjfalquez 7d ago

Fuck the rules 2022

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

[redacted]

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

The Time Traveling Association won’t let me

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u/Tiringwheat 7d ago

Well played

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u/DNAninOsu 7d ago

Time machine be like: please enter a valid year

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u/MeLoNarXo 7d ago

WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME LOKI?!

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u/PlayerGamer103 7d ago

So a TTA is established in the future? You appear to have been bamboozled as you have confirmed that time travel does get invented.

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Time travel is possible. Everyone travels through time at 1 second per second.

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u/curiuslex 7d ago

First waifu rolls off the production line.

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u/Hour_Violinist7441 7d ago

Everyone gets assassinated

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u/SpinningGorilla99 7d ago

1999

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Elena Rybakina, a Russian-Kazakh tennis player was born

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u/BlackShadow088 7d ago

You’re going to have a long day

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u/bam1007 7d ago

I’m disappointed this response did not involve a party.

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u/Kar0ly 7d ago

Bizarre summer

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u/PigBenis4206942 I have permission! 7d ago

singing in japanese or smthn

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u/PigBenis4206942 I have permission! 7d ago

i’m not asia

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u/TristanAtHis 7d ago

do you have Alzheimer’s

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u/PigBenis4206942 I have permission! 7d ago

I forgor 💀 my wife’s name

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u/4000grx41 7d ago

You have dentia 💀

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u/pickleswithcheese 8======D 7d ago

But some people just want to live quietly

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u/TheOrangeTurtle02 7d ago

Some peole just live in the Northeast section of Morioh, Japan

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u/lhalstead1113 7d ago

LET THE VOICE OF LO-

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u/LedgeLord210 7d ago

CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN

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u/s0mdud 7d ago

jschlatt receives the title of steeltoe boot

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u/rraindroplett 7d ago

We don’t talk about what happened in 1999

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u/05ar 7d ago

Truly Great Days

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u/ZombieHorde15 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

The foundation of Oriel College, the university of Oxford’s fifth oldest (still surviving) college, is confirmed by royal charter

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u/fnafrp123 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

The Sixth Ecumenical Council ends at Constantinople. The council reaffirms the Orthodox doctrines of the Council of Chalcedon in 451, and condemns monothelitism.

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u/angrypreslav 7d ago

Olso the creation of Bulgaria

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u/yerfdog519 7d ago

don’t make me remember 😔

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u/prumbeljack 7d ago

1776

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

March: British forces skirmish with the American Continental Army around Les Cèdres, Quebec.

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u/prumbeljack 7d ago

What the hell were they doing in Canada? Did somebody miss the memo lmao

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u/genya8472 7d ago

1984

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Paolo Guerrero, Peruvian footballer is born

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u/ZwaggyMcDaddy 7d ago

The good ending

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u/vanuchiha2 7d ago

Yeah, i dont know anything else that happened

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u/RickyontheRadiator 7d ago

this is our first World Cup cycle without him...sad day for peruvian football.

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u/Godfather404 7d ago

Literally

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u/gilbispro293930 7d ago

1989 june 13th tiananmen square

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u/Reo_ianu 7d ago

Nothing, nothing, please move on and stop asking questions

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u/TheFatGamer0209 7d ago

+60 social credit

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u/Cringlybear 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Liu Ying, Chinese prince of the Han Dynasty who converted to buddhism dies

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u/Scissorhands12 7d ago

F

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u/Xebulin 7d ago

We all miss him greatly

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u/boring_old_dad 7d ago

I didn't even know he was sick

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u/pandarian6 7d ago

1989

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Sidney Altman and Thomas Cech received the Nobel Prize in Chemistry

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u/Jmemes55 7d ago

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u/Penguins_are_nice 7d ago

Jhong Xina approves

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u/TGU_itsmrjoeBTW 7d ago

Don’t forget Dwayne ‘the wok’ Johnson as well

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u/1-piece-of-parmesan 7d ago

And germany reunited in that year

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u/Ferguszon 7d ago

Nothing

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u/loljosegai 7d ago

+50 Social Credit awarded by the PRC

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u/Guido-Guido 7d ago

Alain Prost beats his teammate Ayrton Senna to win his third Formula One world title.

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u/kornykobra69 7d ago

7

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Julia, daughter of Drusus Julius Caesar and Livilla is born.

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u/GreatOutDooors 7d ago

Year 0069

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Locusta, Roman female poison expert to Nero was executed.

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u/Cthulhu_Lord 7d ago

Fuck that's actually really cool

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u/BigBlackWholesomeMan 7d ago

Get fucked, Op's serious :)

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u/GreatOutDooors 7d ago

I forgor 💀

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u/Stecco_ 7d ago

What happened tiananmen square 1989

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u/InfiniteDiscipline35 7d ago

Nothing

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u/miimvardedilergeldik 7d ago

+999,999,999 social credit 社会信用

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u/MGS_Excho 7d ago edited 7d ago

I thought that social credit was a joke for a long time, I didnt know until last week that it was real.

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u/kawhi4mvp 7d ago

Yeah, it’s nuts. Give the government an inch and they’ll take a mile.

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u/Avocado_007 7d ago

1989?

Error 404

Sorry, that year does not exist. Try again later later.

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u/UntameSuperJazz 7d ago

496 BCE

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

King Helü of Wu, king of the Chinese State of Wu died

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u/UntameSuperJazz 7d ago

Oh shit you actually did lmaooo

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u/Instainious 7d ago

Oh shit, isn’t that one of the kingdoms in The Romance of The Three Kingdoms, along with Shu and Wei? Or is it a different Wu kingdom?

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

It is indeed part of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

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u/TheWildCnt 7d ago

I'm not op but I'll also tell you a random fact about that year, someone took a shit.

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u/UntameSuperJazz 7d ago

No…they wouldn’t do that! It’s not true

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u/falsifiedfart 7d ago

I got a pic of it

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u/UntameSuperJazz 7d ago

Obviously it’s photoshopped, it’s impossible

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u/Left4Milk2 7d ago

420 B.C

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Protagoras, Greek presocratic philosopher dies.

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u/Detective-Next 7d ago

1900

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Benita von Falkenhayn, German baroness, spy for the Second Polish Republic pre-WWII was born.

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u/Chorkborrrrd 7d ago

2001

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u/l3oys 7d ago

September

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Marcos Pérez Jiménez, 51st President of Venezuela dies on the 20th

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u/Cap_Chaser 7d ago

That sums it up, nothing else of importance happened in September of 2001

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u/zukord 7d ago

As a resident of Manhattan, that month was fairly normal here, I don't remember anything unusual happening.

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u/im_a_dick_head 7d ago

As a fetus I can confirm it was a normal day

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u/AntiLag_ 7d ago

1478

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Grand Duchy of Moscow dissolved from the golden horde.

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u/IronicallyIronic6676 7d ago

"Dissolved" is a weird word to use in this situation, they stopped being vassals to them.

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u/Eso_BradFacherito 7d ago

1989 in china please

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

May 20 1989: The Chinese government declares martial law in Beijing

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u/GoombaGamerYT 7d ago

+15 social credit

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u/RenoInNevada 7d ago

近前看其[redacted]詳上寫着

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u/PotatoBlade197 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

The Birth of Jesus

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u/L3gzu 7d ago

Jesus was born 7-4bc (I know it's weird but thats what my teacher told me).

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u/_pickachu_007 7d ago

Holy shit Jesus was born 7 years before Jesus damn that crazy man

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u/WVSmitty 7d ago

Only Jesus could pull this off!

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u/MegaAlex 7d ago edited 6d ago

They change the calandar a few times so there's a few years that we went back in time, its like a postal address changed 3 times but never actually moved.

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u/monkeysfreedom 7d ago

1765

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

In Lisbon, the auto-da-fé parade (often an excuse for violence against Jews or Christian 'heretics') is abolished.

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u/aperson0511 7d ago

65,000,000 BC

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u/FlowerblightKaren 7d ago

The sun is a deadly laser?

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u/arc_trooper_5555 7d ago

Not anymore there's a blanket

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u/TbSaysNo 7d ago

Year 2019

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, first child of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and seventh in the line of succession to the British throne is born.

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u/VenusKitten1 7d ago

1939

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Adolf Friedrich Johann Butenandt and Leopold Ružička received the Nobel Prize in chemistry

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u/finke11 7d ago

Definitely not the sentence I thought you would say when you started it with Adolf

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u/wHolePunisher 7d ago

Year 69 B.C.E

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Julia, wife of Gaius Marius dies.

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u/Sonic_Maniac1 7d ago

1939

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

The St. Louis, a ship carrying a cargo of 907 Jewish refugees, is denied permission to land in Florida, after already having been turned away from Cuba. Forced to return to Europe, many of its passengers later die in Nazi death camps during The Holocaust.

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u/KrzyKll 7d ago

I read a historical fiction book about someone on that very boat

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u/Avatorjr 7d ago

Holy hell. This is depressing.

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u/Okuyasu_Nijimira 7d ago

Funny moustache man invades Poland

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u/rottendinner_2000 7d ago

1420

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Henry V of England commences construction of the ship Grace Dieu.

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u/SuspiciousDuckOwner 7d ago

1249BC

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Gideon conquers the Midianites.

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u/Yuuta420 7d ago

1984

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Bishop Desmond Mpilo Tutu receives the Nobel Peace Prize

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u/DarthMemez 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Servius Sulpicius Galba, Roman emperor dies.

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u/jojo_part6_fan_ 7d ago

1897

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Joseph Goebbels a German Nazi propagandist was born.

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u/GreenBear1263 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

In the Roman empire, an edict is issued effecting an empire-wide ban on divinatory practices, especially astrology. The edict requires any consultation between a customer and a practitioner to be conducted with at least one third party witness present, and bans inquiry into anyone's death.

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u/CJ-does-stuff 7d ago

1492, that is NOT related to Columbus.

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Andrea Alciato, an Italian jurist and writer was born

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u/bettafishRBLX 7d ago

1989

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

David Henrie, American actor and director is born

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u/creativename62 7d ago

+150 social credit

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u/_ValeDecem_DoctorWho 7d ago

If I could add a date can you do 29th June, 2008?

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

The 1 year anniversary of the release of the iPhone in the United States

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u/Senator_Yoda 7d ago

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u/cro1ssantman 7d ago

Juba II of Mauretania joins Gaius Caesar in Armenia as a military advisor. It is during this period that he meets Glaphyra, a Cappadocian princess and the former wife of Alexandros of Judea, a brother of Herod Archelaus, ethnarch of Judea, and becomes enamoured of her.

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