r/gaming Oct 21 '21

Agent 47 on a flight to Barcelona, ​​Spain I don't know about this mission

https://i.redd.it/4fhywv8oqqu71.jpg
605 Upvotes

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u/Bored_Breadless Oct 21 '21

Let’s hope he’s taking it seriously or the entire plane will be dead

16

u/Jhawk163 Oct 21 '21

If it's RT playing, your survival chances would be better if you just jumped out the emergency exit.

7

u/Bored_Breadless Oct 21 '21

“Beating hitman 2 by destroying the plane”

3

u/Captainaneurysm Oct 21 '21

casually grabs a fish

15

u/CrewMemberNumber6 Oct 21 '21

Hopefully, one of the pilots isn’t the target.

12

u/amitrahi0404 PC Oct 21 '21

Don't try to blow his stealth cover or he has to kill everyone to complete the mission.

9

u/Cantbeanymore_ Oct 21 '21

He's gonna take out everyone challenge

4

u/human2pt0 Oct 21 '21

He just needs to disguise himself as the copilot in the bathroom first

6

u/space_spuder Oct 21 '21

Leave him to prepare..

14

u/LFGR_THE_Thing Oct 21 '21

He’s here to shoot the pilot

3

u/geekgodzeus Oct 21 '21

747, This is Diana. Target is aware of your presence.

Optional objective- Modify Reddit post to appear as a joke.

2

u/exoticbutter5 Oct 21 '21

Whatever the mission may be, Jason Portman is definitely around as-well.

2

u/H3rbert_K0rnfeld Oct 21 '21

Listen here Stooove!

2

u/cfwscv Oct 21 '21

shit. Wouldn't that mean you're the target then? lololol

2

u/RedHarlowAKA_Uncle Oct 21 '21

Op's logic:

Bald man = Agent 47..

2

u/EmperorFaiz Oct 21 '21

Black suit and red tie too

1

u/JCBurnsy00 Oct 21 '21

Don’t worry he’s the hit man for the virus. He’s got microscopic vision.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

And keep that in mind. You do not know about this mission.

1

u/Steven2597 PC Oct 21 '21

Yeah don't worry, he's doing it with a Silent Assassin rank. You're safe.

1

u/not_Weeb_Trash Oct 21 '21

If you don't know about the mission, you're probably the target

1

u/katsu_kare_raisu Oct 21 '21

I can't unsee the seats

1

u/Ninja_112_01 Oct 21 '21

Good work, 47

1

u/Ninja_112_01 Oct 21 '21

Mr Jason Portman please receive to the hospital entrance. The doctor will escort you to your checkup.
If you know you know

1

u/T_The_worsT_BS PC Oct 21 '21

OP is dead now

1

u/Blapanda Oct 21 '21

A takedown with his heat-seeking Suitcase was always effective!

1

u/hotlavatube Oct 21 '21

Look out, he’s got a muffin!

1

u/ImGoneZero Oct 21 '21

Just keep an eye on the bathroom

1

u/WibbleWibbler Oct 21 '21

His mission is keeping you out of business class.

1

u/nikolasana Oct 21 '21

Get off the plane dude!

1

u/SmittyBS42 Oct 21 '21

Good evening, 47.

Your target is u/Ellmerz611, a known Redditor and possible poster of cringe.

I know an airplane is not the idea locale for a mission, but we couldn't risk allowing the target to reach a place with open Wi-Fi.

Your mission is to identify the target, determine if they are, in fact, a poster of cringe, and eliminate if necessary. Discrimination is advised, as there isn't much room for error aboard an aircraft.

Good luck, 47.

1

u/lscanlon93 Oct 21 '21

The only way to avoid death is to take all your clothes off and sit naked so he doesn't have a way to disguise himself and thus have no need to kill you.

1

u/NegativeCowpoke Oct 21 '21

-> COMPROMISED