r/gaming PC Oct 20 '21 Plucky Cat Paw 2 Silver 21 Gold 1 Helpful 18 Wholesome 19 Hugz 23

Unironically the meme has come true

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u/CJYD21 Oct 20 '21

Give the valkyries mandalorian helmets and jet packs!

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u/farsightnoodle Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

And some enemies that are the classic roger roger bots?

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u/YeomaTV VR Oct 20 '21

"roger roger bots" is immensely wholesome.

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u/Shometsu Oct 20 '21

Make draugr into droids

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u/FrostedPixel47 Oct 21 '21

And Brok and Sindri as R2D2 and C3PO

Even their color schemes match!

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u/Gobbleass69 Oct 20 '21

I never wanna see another Valkyrie again after that last one you have to fight

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u/Either_Lie7563 Oct 20 '21

Why? You think it's going to be too awkward?

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u/farsightnoodle Oct 20 '21

Possibly worried the dark side of the force will overwhelm

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u/OneFinalEffort Oct 20 '21

She's the only one I have left. Should I be worried? I didn't have much trouble with the other Valkyries.

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u/BreadstickNinja Oct 20 '21

She has all of their movesets combined. It's nothing you haven't faced before. It's just everything you've faced before, all at once.

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u/OneFinalEffort Oct 21 '21

I'm going to Ice Beam her to death then. Just like the rest of them lol

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u/FrostedPixel47 Oct 21 '21

You won't, she's too fast for it. I know, I tried

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u/OneFinalEffort Oct 21 '21

That's actually really helpful, thank you

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u/chris1096 Oct 21 '21

And faster. And you often can't tell which move she's setting up.

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u/jso85 Oct 20 '21

Depends. It's a hard fight. If you like Souls games you should feel right at home.

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u/Gobbleass69 Oct 20 '21

If your playing on the hardest difficulty you probably gonna have a bad time.

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u/OneFinalEffort Oct 20 '21

Pretty sure I'm on Normal. I don't have the patience for super hard difficulties anymore. I just want to play the game.

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u/Gobbleass69 Oct 20 '21

Still pretty hard on normal as well. It's satisfying when you do it though. Let us know how you end up going with it anyway!

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u/OneFinalEffort Oct 21 '21

I still have to finish grinding materials from that one area with the poison mist so I can take more than two hits. Then I'm going to march up to her and feed her some Ice Beams.

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u/CJYD21 Oct 21 '21

Took me an hr and a half on normal. Died about 30+ times. And I had the best gear possible + maxed runes + infinity gauntlet.

Beating her felt like beating M. Bison for the first time in SF2. Straight cathartic

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u/LudwigSpectre Oct 20 '21

Hello there!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/ninjawick PC Oct 20 '21

Its on steam now

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u/Catch_022 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21 Wholesome

now

Note, it has just been put on Steam now - but the game is only being released in January (for people who had hear attacks).

Edit: I'm not changing it, you hear me!

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u/randomrhetoric Oct 20 '21

Don’t go breakin’ my hear

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u/corran450 PlayStation Oct 20 '21

I couldn’t if I trie

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u/Jandersson34swe Oct 20 '21

Honey if i get restles

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u/djreisch Oct 20 '21

baby you’re no that kin

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u/white_android Oct 20 '21

Don't go breakin' my hear

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u/apsgreek Oct 20 '21

I won’t go breaking your hear

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u/jaykubs Oct 20 '21

Don’t Go Breaking m

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u/commiecat Oct 20 '21

WHAT?

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u/CapraDemon Oct 20 '21

HE SAID DON'T GO BREAKIN' HIS HEAR

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u/donquixote1991 Oct 20 '21

SORRY COULD YOU SPEAK UP, I'M HARD OF HEAR

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u/Midax Oct 20 '21

WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING YOU ARE AN EAR?

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u/Denamic Oct 20 '21

No, I'm good, thanks

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u/Tsund_Jen Oct 20 '21

Chaotic Neutral for life.

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u/KillTheBat77 PC Oct 20 '21

OW MY EAR

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u/Deep_Grady Oct 20 '21

Unchain my hear

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u/Guagdiggly Oct 20 '21

I did have a heart attack tbh.

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u/Fan-man02 Oct 20 '21

*hear attack

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u/beetsdoinhomework Oct 20 '21

Fuck me i got to get how fast!

Why didnt you tell me sooner

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u/GeraGeraGo Oct 20 '21

January 14th. Just announced

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u/beetsdoinhomework Oct 20 '21

!!!! Ack!

Well at least i didnt miss it

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u/WinterOrb69 Oct 20 '21

Be a shame if you were late. You might have to save $10 since it's no longer a new release.

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u/FierroGamer PC Oct 20 '21

Oh the horror of paying less for a game after it gets the first wave of patches.

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u/arnoldzgreat Oct 20 '21

I like normalizing buying games after release, no pre orders, wait for a sale even... But don't make it a habit of yucking someone's yumm. They're excited for it, let them be. There's a time and place to advocate waiting.

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u/DextrosKnight Oct 20 '21

"Yucking someone's yum" is the worst phrase to come out of the 21st century

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u/DarthChocolqte Oct 20 '21

Pssst… Hey, /u/DextrosKnight… Why don’t you come on over here so I can… yuck your yum

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/runtheplacered Oct 20 '21

God damn, an actual reasonable person on this topic in /r/gaming? Well shit, that's good to see. I fully agree, people should get to be excited for video games, not everyone cares about saving the price of a big mac just to wait.

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u/mwagner26 Oct 20 '21

I have it on PS4, but I never really played it, due to really playing PC.

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u/MilcsixG Oct 20 '21

Yeah, and it has ultrawide and dlss support.

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u/zasuskai Oct 20 '21

Will the cutscenes be ultrawide I wonder. It really took me out of some moments in HZD when it would swap to prerendered scenes.

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u/ribtony PlayStation Oct 20 '21

The entire game is 1 shot so idk

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u/PralineStatus9423 Oct 20 '21

I am wondering why people are pissed, Sony gets $$$, pc players get a new great game and PS4 players are unaffected in any way.

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u/iSeven Oct 20 '21

This seems like a weird place for this comment to be...

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u/sniperslayer95 Oct 20 '21

Its really out of context but its not wrong at least.

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u/jusatinn Oct 20 '21

It’s not on Steam now. The option to pre order is on Steam now.

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u/Sherool Oct 20 '21

Well the store page to pre-order is up, it's not releasing until next year.

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u/Pods_MagicRod Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

Thats Evil

Edit: Holy shit I didn't believe you! But it is!!!!

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u/ReadTheFManual Oct 20 '21

January 22, you can pre-order now.

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u/PolymerPussies Oct 20 '21 Silver

It's important to pre-order so that they know how many digital copies of the game they need to make.

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u/PM_ME_DOGS_NO_SLUTS Oct 20 '21

Each one coded separately. Special.

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u/Lime_Tree420 Oct 20 '21

Every copy of God of War is personalised

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u/Trustedtot24 Oct 20 '21

God of war iceberg right here

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u/ieatalphabets Oct 20 '21

I demand Romaine.

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u/Breadback PC Oct 20 '21

Kratos with tig ol' biddies.

The time has come.

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u/Kiwifisch Oct 20 '21

Handcrafted by true masters of the art.

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u/ToppinReno Oct 20 '21

They actually hire a developer to write the code as you play it.

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u/PM_ME_DOGS_NO_SLUTS Oct 20 '21

Speed runner:

Developer: shoots self

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u/Deathappens Oct 20 '21

Isn't this unironically the logic behind NFT's?

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u/Bikouchu Oct 20 '21

There's only finite amount of bytes and pixels mmkay.

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u/mrpanicy Oct 20 '21

You can also not pre-order it now. And just buy it when it comes out.

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u/Luciferisflash Oct 20 '21

Never preorder. Stop that shit people.

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u/notriple Oct 20 '21

"Better than this, we must be"

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u/thx1138- Oct 20 '21

"To me or my son, never again speak."

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u/ninjasaid13 Oct 20 '21

"To me or my boi, never again speak."

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u/ali94127 Oct 21 '21

“A Jedi I am, boi, from another galaxy far far away from here.”

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u/TriggerBladeX Oct 21 '21

“So hard, I chuckled.”

“Upvote twice, I hit.”

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u/iced327 Oct 20 '21

BABY

YOU ARE NOT READY

LISTEN TO ME, BABY

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u/Smooth-Wasabi-4694 Oct 20 '21

WHEN WILL I EVER BE

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u/DrBlobfishe Oct 20 '21

"Here ends the cycle. Be better than this we must."

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u/jozbe PC Oct 20 '21

Finally my friends who doesn't have console can experience this masterpiece. Im so happy that these exclusive games comes to other platforms aswell

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u/GaaraSama83 Oct 20 '21 Wholesome

Yeah, I mean it's just more money for them. Time-exclusive I can understand somehow to push console sales but after a few years. Let people enjoy the games and it's a win-win situation.

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u/SoontobeSam Oct 20 '21

Plus its great at hyping up their next release in a series like this. Hit a wider audience, hook them and garner sales for the next that will still be console exclusive for several years, so pushes console sales (or it would, if consoles actually needed a boost, where they're still flying off shelves raising demand without the supply will just encourage more scalping)

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 edited 12d ago

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u/TheRedmanCometh Oct 20 '21

Sonys out here roleplaying a heroin dealer

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u/The_Retro_Bandit Oct 20 '21

I'm sure when the 3rd game comes out in each trilogy the sequel will be ported to PC. Sony thrives off exclusives and a lot of their exclusives are getting sequels. Let's not kid ourselves here. Them porting these games is nothing more than an advertisement for the sequels. FF7 remake most likely won't be coming to PC either till part 2 has a release date and gameplay. Luckily, no one is putting a gun to your head and forcing you to buy a PS5. Lifetimes of games to play on PC, world isn't gonna end you can't play ragnorok with a mouse and keyboard.

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u/TheBigDuo1 Oct 20 '21

Hopefully by the time they make a third god of war ps5s are actually affordable instead of costing about the same as my entire pc build

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u/Lolcatz101 Oct 21 '21

They're not continuing God of War, Cory Barlog already stated that much God of War: Ragnarok is the last in the Norse era of GoW

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u/MadsenLFC Oct 21 '21

Have they ruled out continuing elsewhere though? I really hope they can extend it in some way or shape. Love these games.

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u/TheBigDuo1 Oct 21 '21

I assume that while this story will be done they will keep making games in the franchise what with them making lots of money

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u/shushwut Oct 20 '21

And it promotes the newer games well too. Release the old ones on PC, yet keep the new ones exclusive for a few years on the PlayStation, and all the impatient PC players who want to play the new new, will most likely just go ahead and get a console.

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u/Crunchwrapsupr3me Oct 20 '21

Idk I bought a PS3 years after tlou came out, purely for tlou.

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u/yamanamawa Oct 20 '21

The exclusives were the reason that I bought a PS5, and honestly, no regrets. The near nonexistent loading, great graphics, and of course the dualsense were all big selling points (mainly the dualsense lol). I already have a killer pc but Sony just makes really good exclusives

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u/Albin0Alligat0r Oct 20 '21

I mean I love all those features too but none of them are exclusive to the PS5. Really the only thing that is exclusive to the ps5 are the first party games.

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u/Alaric- Oct 20 '21

Now do Uncharted and TLOU

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u/S1Ndrome_ Oct 20 '21

uncharted 4 is confirmed to be coming to pc on steam

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u/Alaric- Oct 20 '21

Any date announced ?

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u/Infamous_Sleep Oct 20 '21

https://blog.playstation.com/2021/09/09/uncharted-legacy-of-thieves-collection-coming-to-ps5-and-pc/

Great, but wish they would release uncharted 1-3 for pc....i hate not being able to play a game series in order.

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u/S1Ndrome_ Oct 20 '21

not yet but hopefully soon, sony announced this in one of their livestreams

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u/bemo_10 Oct 20 '21

All I ask is Bloodborne :( pls.

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u/InfamousIndecision Oct 20 '21

Shoot, I have it on PS4 and I'm hype to get it on PC years from now for super cheap just so I can see it in ultrawide 120fps. The only thing I don't like about the game is how choppy the animations get in order to keep things moving at times.

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u/fish998 Oct 20 '21

Where is Thomas the tank engine and 2B?

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u/ninjawick PC Oct 20 '21

That world snake might become the thomas the train

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u/The_Good_Negro Oct 20 '21

When he talks to Atreyus, it's just gonna be the song and bass boosted.

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u/Lonelan Oct 20 '21

THEY'RE 2 THEY'RE 4 THEY'RE 6 THEY'RE 8

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u/Mortarious Oct 20 '21

Dumb question.

What is 2B?

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u/NathNathCart Oct 20 '21

Nier could be a game that is considered Art but most just know it from 2Bs ass. Highly recommend you look into the game even if you never play it.

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u/DumboDumauss Oct 20 '21

I finished Automata for the first time about a month ago and im still emotionally drained from it.

Bought game for dat ass, stayed for story.

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u/youdeepshit Oct 20 '21

It's not PC modding unless you put 2B in it

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u/deeseearr Oct 20 '21

And Thomas the Tank Engine, and Macho Man Randy Savage, and tophats for wildlife, and of course you need a mod which gives all of the trees giant boobs and changes their roots to ballet boots.

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u/ErenIsNotADevil Oct 20 '21

Jormungandr Thomas the Tank Engine mod incoming

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u/ribtony PlayStation Oct 20 '21

Jormungandr as a toy snake mod when

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u/RhettRO55 Oct 20 '21

Is that a crab wearing a top hat and a monocle? That’s where I draw the line! Come on Master Chief, let’s get the fuck outta here!

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u/CharginChuck42 Oct 20 '21

And of course Shrek. No mod is truly complete without a Shrek.

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u/amtap Oct 20 '21

The L4D2 mod that changes the fat guys to Shrek and makes All Star start playing might be my favorite mod of all time

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u/SUP3RGR33N Oct 20 '21

Man I loved that mod, along with the one that made the Tank he-man, singing What's Up

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u/bigblackcouch Oct 20 '21

All the RE2 mods for Mr X were pretty great, my personal favorite being Mr Squeaky

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u/KaryotypicalAnomaly Oct 20 '21

The Hitler Witch replacer is great too. “Shhhh, I hear a Witch.” “NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN”

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u/Rinnosuke Oct 20 '21

Shrek is love, shrek is life

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u/nootrino Oct 20 '21

No crabs with top hats and monocles, tho. That would be way too absurd. Master Chief would not be on board with this idea either.

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u/jeffsterlive Oct 20 '21

That’s where I draw the line. Come on master chief, let’s get the fuck outta here.

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u/TacoCommand Oct 21 '21

I will never. Ever. Get tired of watching that video.

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u/HailToTheThief225 Oct 20 '21

Where's my bear playing the Pulp Fiction theme at?

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u/KleinWolf32 Oct 20 '21

MXR that you, bro?

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u/beaudafool Oct 20 '21

You forgot kamehameha waves.

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u/stamatt45 Oct 20 '21

Now I want to see Sigrun replaced with Macho Man Randy Savage. THAT would be an epic boss fight

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u/MagnusTheGreat Oct 20 '21

Macho Man Randy Savage will forever live on in the hearts of modders and the terrified kids who get to accidentally experience it when they sneak to play a game on their older siblings computers.

Ahh, to hear the screams for the first time again

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u/LordCamelslayer Oct 20 '21

All the draugr need to sound like Macho Man Randy Savage. Or Tourettes Guy.

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u/The_Good_Negro Oct 20 '21

2B as Kratos is goin to be wild

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u/MaverickTV666 Oct 20 '21

sooo... 2K?

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u/The_Good_Negro Oct 20 '21

Kratos as a basket ball player, dunking on Odin and Thor

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u/saintBNO Oct 20 '21

This is the way

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u/Deikov Oct 20 '21

I mean, 2B is a great pencil, and I guess it'd be funny to be swinging around a giant pencil, but I haven't seen any such mods for Skyrim yet....

Yes, I get the joke. But this was my first thought. ;)

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u/Tapsiwapsi Oct 20 '21

Waiting for Naked Freya

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u/aznkriss133 Oct 21 '21 Silver Helpful

Milfheim

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u/clararalee Oct 21 '21

So all the elves are now naked Freyas?

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg PC Oct 20 '21

False. Everyone knows that the first mods unlock unlock like FOV and controls. A few hours later the nude mods come out. Model replacements don't start showing until a few weeks post launch.

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u/Paradox2063 Oct 20 '21 Gold

Priorities!

Playability>Horny>Everything else.

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u/Wild_Marker Oct 20 '21

Playability>Horny>Ponies>Everything else

FTFY

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u/Yesica-Haircut Oct 20 '21

Horny is already second, it doesn't need two spots.

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u/MKULTRATV Oct 20 '21

Lord knows God of War needs fov/camera customization.

That low FOV combined with the tight over-the-shoulder camera angle gave me a headache pretty quick.

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u/DeadlyDY Oct 20 '21

Child! Focus, you must.

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u/vinsmokeg661 Oct 20 '21

A little correction: BOI!! Focus, you must.

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u/PartyPug69 Oct 20 '21

Now Spider-man so I can definitely stop thinking about buying a Play Station

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u/-_-NAME-_- Oct 20 '21

I bought a PS4 just for Spider-Man and I regret nothing. I still want it on PC though. I would love a few key mods. Some quality of life stuff I'll avoid spoilers but there are a few missions in the game that while I appreciated the first playthrough are just tedious on repeat playthroughs and kill the pace of the game.

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u/ModuRaziel Oct 20 '21

Fuck absolutely every stealth section

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u/amtap Oct 20 '21

Shhh! Don't tell them that or they'll stop making ports!

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u/BlastingMolasses Oct 20 '21

I bought Spider-Man and God of War at the same time. God of war made me completely forget I even bought Spider-Man in the first place

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u/Waitaha D20 Oct 20 '21

This is misinformeme. The real mod is Shrek and Donkey.

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u/Hwats_so_funny_meow Oct 20 '21

NGL, that would be amazing

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u/notriple Oct 20 '21

10/10 would love to play this version

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u/Vyar Oct 20 '21

Probably never gonna happen but this makes me wonder if they'll have Spider-Man on Steam soon. Even just available to pre-order in December to coincide with the new movie.

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u/basejump007 Oct 20 '21

Never? I would say it's almost certain it'll come eventually

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u/chetanaik Oct 20 '21

More likely to coincide before the launch of the sequel. That's how Sony has done both Horizon and GoW

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u/WurmGurl Oct 20 '21

As a PC gamer, and long-time Spider-Man reader, I would be so hyped!

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u/Murky-Frosting PlayStation Oct 20 '21

Now everyone will experience this masterpiece

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u/RedIndianRobin Oct 20 '21

Now everyone will experience this masterpiece

Definitely not Xbox gamers lol.

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u/Shaho99 PC Oct 20 '21

so 10% of people then

(this is a joke pls don't kill me)

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u/winged_owl Oct 20 '21

Well its me(the main Character) so thats what matters 😁

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u/melvsuy Oct 20 '21

Gonna wait for the Thomas the train mod

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u/CrudestJuggler Oct 20 '21

Thomas the tank engine

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u/BeefGravyStew Oct 20 '21

Thomas the tank serpent

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u/ayers231 Oct 20 '21

Memes becoming real happens quite a bit. I have a t shirt from the late 90's of Mickey Mouse dressed as Darth Vader. It was supposed to be social commentary on how Disney is an evil Empire. Now it just looks like a retro style t shirt that Disney might sell on their own website...

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u/Dogmeat241 PC Oct 20 '21

Guess what, they've probably got it all set up already to mod as soon as it launches.

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u/KateBryner Oct 20 '21

Imagination is the only thing that limits the modders.

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u/ad238382828748 Oct 20 '21

And being able to successfully mod the game, sometimes it’s not worth it

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Oh, piss off! Elden Ring, MHR, and now this? And i'll still have Endwalker to worry about.

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u/jmerridew124 Oct 20 '21

I still want a modder to replace that deer with Zeus so Kratos lovingly teaches Boi to stab grandpa.

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u/lojer Oct 20 '21

Alanis would approve of this use of unironic.

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u/Desi_potato Oct 20 '21

I was planning to grab a ps5, no more.

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u/gumbo_chops Oct 20 '21

The only question for me is "will I finally be able to purchase an RTX card before this game comes out." But I'm not holding my breath given how long the supply shortage and cancerous scalping has been going on now.

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u/Third-International Oct 20 '21

AMD cards are fairly easy to get and, iirc, the 6600 is about equivalent in ray tracing to the PS5.

Just looking at RT capability the higher end Nvidia cards are better, but AMD's cards are still very powerful at non-RT rendering and seem comparable with what the consoles can output.

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u/OliM9595 Oct 20 '21

I chose Nvidia (rtx 3060 ti) purly for DLSS. I looks great and extends the life of my card without sacrificing image quality.

Amds version is not good enough imo and games with DLSS quite common in the main titles (dlss in God of war and death stranding)

Ray tracing performance is also better on rtx cards which is a big selling point imo.

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u/ribtony PlayStation Oct 20 '21

You and me both. My 1050 struggles on warzone and rdr2 low settings. Dk what will happen with gow

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u/snorkles01 Oct 20 '21

Same. This shows that Sony is willing to port over their top tier franchises even if it takes a few years. I'm fine waiting and just playing them on PC.

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u/SSPeteCarroll Oct 20 '21

If they announce Ghost of Tsushima and Horizon Forbidden west for PC then no PS5 for me.

As of now though... continue to try to fight the bots.

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u/Plane_Assist2535 Oct 20 '21

Would totally play that

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u/Anangrywookiee Oct 20 '21

“War not make one great. It make one GOD!” shrieks while flying at you with a triple backflip

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u/Luvs_to_drink Oct 20 '21

The axe not being a lightsaber makes the mod unplayable for me...

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u/Scruffyy90 Oct 21 '21

Waiting for Thomas the tank engine

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u/suzystarkiller Oct 21 '21

This is the one game I want.

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u/LieutenantHaven Oct 20 '21

Oh wait what? I might actually get this it'll look godly on my PC no pun intended

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u/nexistcsgo Oct 20 '21

If this doesn't happen, I will be majorly disappointed in the modding community.