r/WatchPeopleDieInside Oct 21 '21 Silver 5 Helpful 6 Wholesome 6 Hugz 7 All-Seeing Upvote 1

I need this guy’s patience

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u/mickturner96 Oct 21 '21 Wholesome

Well you've got to use that bulk stock of toilet paper you have from 2020 one way or another.

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u/Is_It_Beef Oct 21 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome hehehehe

I ran out of toilet paper so I started using old newspapers

The Times are rough

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u/23x3 Oct 21 '21

I like to use The Times with an Observer

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks Oct 21 '21

I wipe my ass with Comic Sans

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u/dusty101011 Oct 21 '21

That’s what junk mail is for. Nothing beats using a credit card as a squeegee.

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u/eaglebtc Oct 21 '21

Didn’t anyone teach you about the three seashells?

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u/Reasonable_Peach9017 Oct 21 '21

Seriously though, I remember newspapers cut into squares, strung onto a nail for that very purpose in my grandparents' outhouse.

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u/d_smogh Oct 21 '21

Should've used The S*n as it goes well with shite.

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u/timberwood1 Oct 21 '21

Either he had it coming or he’s used to this guy’s shenanigans.

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u/Signal87 Oct 21 '21

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.

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u/boofdaddy93 Oct 21 '21

Shaninygerns

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u/lukavv Oct 21 '21

HEY, FARVA! What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

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u/SomebodySmarter Oct 21 '21

You mean Shenanigans?!?

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u/HarvHR Oct 21 '21

Shenanigans.

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u/billies_furry_butt Oct 21 '21

Either that or knowing there is no point in fighting it.

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u/death_by_chocolate Oct 21 '21

Well I didn't know I needed one of these until this moment.

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u/Flaky_Explanation Oct 21 '21

The perfect time to use it is when your boss is negotiating an important business deal.

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u/tylerby Oct 21 '21

“Michael that really makes us look unprofessional.”

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u/Tank_blitz Oct 21 '21

"that's exactly what im looking for! The deal is sealed!"

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u/Kymkryptic Oct 21 '21

They would never know it was me doing it.

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u/Anoncatpizza Oct 21 '21

That's the attitude this business needs!

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u/_qwertsquirt Oct 21 '21

A tp roll attachment for electric leaf blowers, added to card

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u/itshayjay Oct 21 '21

It appears to be mounted on a paint roller, this is the 5 minute crafts I want to see

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u/onesexz Oct 21 '21

Agreed, paint roller and some gorilla tape is all you need. And the blower of course. But also the TP.

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u/wcollins260 Oct 21 '21

Also a face to shoot it at.

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u/onesexz Oct 21 '21

And my axe!

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u/TheNonchalantZealot Oct 21 '21

And my bow!

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u/Antiqas86 Oct 21 '21

And unsolicited dick Pic!

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u/SomeRandomHoboidk Oct 21 '21

And my gun to shoot dicks!

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u/MrDenly Oct 21 '21

Not just the creativity, also the pin point accuracy that amazed me.

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u/medfordjared Oct 21 '21

I want one.

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u/Buell247 Oct 21 '21

Fate: accepted

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u/Acebladewing Oct 21 '21

This guy's delivery is so precise, he deserves to finish the job.

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u/IamSoooDoneWithThis Oct 21 '21

There’s a sub for that

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u/nowhereiswater Oct 21 '21

Toilet paper is better then a pie.

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u/heidly_ees Oct 21 '21

To have launched at your face? Yes

To eat? Also yes

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u/Think-Bass9187 Oct 21 '21

First: toilet paper

Then: Pie

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u/srottydoesntknow Oct 21 '21

This is the way

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u/aaanze Oct 21 '21

I used to make those too, but people making the mistake usually never get it. What we need is a BOT, WE NEED A BOT FFS!

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u/Think-Bass9187 Oct 21 '21

Or did you mean than a pie?

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u/AllesYoF Oct 21 '21

That's not patience, that's resignation.

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u/Tricky_Ad_1855 Oct 21 '21

The guy just casually remaining in the same position as it happens gives off the tell that this isnt the first time his face was tp'ed.

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u/ihsw Oct 21 '21

He puts his phone down knowing full well it’ll be fine on his lap.

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u/Not_Good_At_Comments Oct 21 '21

Quickly we forgot, the TP Shortage 2020

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u/eaglebtc Oct 21 '21

This might have come from his stockpile last year.

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u/sihpo Oct 21 '21

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u/Killmonger18 Oct 21 '21

As pranks go this was pretty harmless.

Pretty easy cleanup.

No damage done to the prankee.

Will have to deduct on the one wasted roll of TP however it could be re-used or recycled.

Solid prank. 8/10.

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u/wallysparksforpres Oct 21 '21

this is hot as fuck but it would have been way more erotic back when people could smoke in their offices

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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips Oct 21 '21

This wound have been considered a crime against humanity a year ago

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u/acroporaguardian Oct 21 '21

Jokes on them thats like $10 worth of TP

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u/mianori Oct 21 '21

You’ve been meatballed!!

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u/Mundane-Reception-54 Oct 21 '21

Check your stapler!

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u/ChuckFiinley Oct 21 '21

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u/GifReversingBot Oct 21 '21

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u/NyneNine Oct 21 '21

All I see is a really nice guy helping out his coworker after some jerk TPd his face

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u/LucoBuck Oct 21 '21

Now imagine this, but with 1kg of flour put into the nozzle of the leafblower.

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u/fusili_jerry11 Oct 21 '21

Coach Beard?

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u/obvious_santa Oct 21 '21

I have all the stuff to make this. And I'm a plumber. My boss gone get it

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u/cubs1917 Oct 21 '21

Sometimes you wipe w the paper towels sometimes the paper towels wipe w you.

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u/oden1 Oct 21 '21

Do they not remember the tissue crisis of 2020, you don’t waste tissue anymore…. It’s like a depleting natural resource.

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u/Satan-gave-me-a-taco Oct 21 '21

Mans doesn’t even flinch

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u/DeRoeVanZwartePiet Oct 21 '21

Who knows what he was doing behind all that paper?

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u/Matta174 Oct 21 '21

Billionaires in 2020

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u/WallyMitko Oct 21 '21

CVS cashier when you ask for a receipt

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u/rikkilambo Oct 21 '21

Wonder if this works with a hairdryer.

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u/geared4war Oct 21 '21

Died and mummified.

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u/cbawesome26 Oct 21 '21

This is me at my job. At least this guy gets to when he gets shit on.

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u/bageltoastee Oct 21 '21

surprise mummification

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u/Hollyhocks01 Oct 21 '21

I love it how he just puts his phone down and waits for it to end.

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u/Luckyone1 Oct 21 '21

Is this the ghost gun I've been reading so much about?

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u/Mombutt_long_and_low Oct 21 '21

I own that leave blower. I need to know how he attached the paint roller so I can do this to my kid.

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u/Equal-Swordfish-1452 Oct 21 '21

It's taped on to the bottom of the tube - you can see the tape if you pause it at around 4secs.

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u/heysoze Oct 21 '21

While watching this, my Reddit app showed me an ad for Quilted Northern at the bottom. It was all too perfect.

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u/Tinydwarf1 Oct 21 '21

It’s not patience it’s a realisation of how he can do nothing to stop it.

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u/Tinydwarf1 Oct 21 '21

It’s not patience it’s a realisation of how he can do nothing to stop it.

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u/Alternative-Stop7426 Oct 21 '21

He gets paid enough

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u/JohnJamesRambo1 Oct 21 '21

Such a waste of shit paper...

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u/Zombizzzzle Oct 21 '21

Video like this is going to cause another toilet roll shortage panic.

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u/rincon213 Oct 21 '21

That was probably loud.

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u/Damagecontrol86 Oct 21 '21

I’ve got a few extra rolls brb

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u/MBmondongo Oct 21 '21

I now see what all the people who went and got all the toilet paper are doing with it

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u/LeatherIllustrious76 Oct 21 '21

He put the roll on the wrong way

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u/Beni_Falafel Oct 21 '21

That office is so american.

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u/smitty3z Oct 21 '21

Maybe he needed a tissue.

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u/SnooStories6852 Oct 21 '21

Wasting tp like that…in this economy?!

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u/WizardOfAzz Oct 21 '21

For a true test of patience, try used toilet paper.

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u/zevelaceade Oct 21 '21

More like he's completely given up.

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u/VladSolopov Oct 21 '21

This is my kingdom cum…

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u/GamerLT Oct 21 '21

This is my kingdom cum

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u/tazerznake Oct 21 '21

That is an inventive prank. God bless that guy

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u/MsBluffy Oct 21 '21

I know a kids’ performer (sings silly songs about butts and teachers and things kids like) who has used one of these in his show for years! Always a hit with the crowd.

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u/uRSo_PiCHa_Daco Oct 21 '21

Amd i need that guys gun

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u/TumoOfFinland Oct 21 '21

So this is what they mean by mummification

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u/Reckless_Rik Oct 21 '21

Get engulfed.

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u/Working-Sandwich6372 Oct 21 '21

Did he use the proper "underhand" way of orienting the toilet paper roll?

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u/DaGoddamnBatguy Oct 21 '21

How can he continue to work there if this is TP-cal workplace behavior?

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u/No-Ad8211 Oct 21 '21

Shh shh shh, it's ok, just let it happen. I'm almost finished.

That's what he said.

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u/rapejokes_arefunny Oct 21 '21

He could have fit two rolls on that.

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u/ChewyYui Oct 21 '21

Playing with a leaf blower? That is the most childish thing I’ve ever heard of

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u/Western_Tumbleweed79 Oct 21 '21

Finally a reasonable application of a leaf blower.

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u/Jaba01 Oct 21 '21

This isn't the frist time this happend. Clearly.

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u/fkrditadms Oct 21 '21

no such thing as diex or need or for or patienx or bad or laux about it, laugx any nmw

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u/Show_Forward Oct 21 '21

He enjoyed it didnt need patience

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u/Crumbdizzle Oct 21 '21

The ultimate Halloween accessory for when you want a trick and not treat

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u/OOPManZA Oct 21 '21

Clearly not his first time

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u/Weary_Swordfish_7105 Oct 21 '21

If that was single ply, that’s just mean! Triple ply… and might be like an unexpected massage

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u/stranger_t_paradise Oct 21 '21

Putting this idea in the bank.

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u/superben79 Oct 21 '21

did he get too many toilet paper during lockdown?

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u/zacandtea04 Oct 21 '21

I need to make one of those!!!

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u/Lync51 Oct 21 '21

Where can I buy this shit

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u/Inky1970 Oct 21 '21

Gotta love that tactical TP gun

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u/YetiBomber101 Oct 21 '21

“Hans get ze toiletwerfer!”

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u/ibsaff Oct 21 '21

The toilet paper has already been used

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u/justsparkitec Oct 21 '21

this is cool tho

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u/psycho_driver Oct 21 '21

Who ya gonna call?

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u/MRA824 Oct 21 '21

I can’t see him die inside.

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u/Sangi17 Oct 21 '21

Good prank. It’s funny, non-harmful and doesn’t upset the target.

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u/matt_04-_- Oct 21 '21

I want that weapon

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u/Damagecontrol86 Oct 21 '21

It is an unspeakable weapon too powerful for mortal hands

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u/matt_04-_- Oct 21 '21

Now I'm sad I wanted to shoot it on the face of my best friend... But i think that after she's gonna kill me

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u/TwistedTomorrow Oct 21 '21

This is brilliant.

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u/mackafat Oct 21 '21

One year ago people were hoarding that shit.

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u/bayked420 Oct 21 '21

“This is for making us work Saturday”

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u/Jgflight86 Oct 21 '21

*gently puts phone down and allows the rage to calmly infuse every bit of his being before responding to such papery transgressions*

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Patience? Nothing he can do until all the tp is finished.

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u/OnceInABluMoon Oct 21 '21

Is it patience or just sudden overload? Maybe he's like one of those cats that freeze when you drop a slice of cheese on their heads.

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u/buell1203 Oct 21 '21

It's like a flame thrower.

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u/Damagecontrol86 Oct 21 '21

But with shit tickets

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u/buell1203 Oct 21 '21

Lmao, shit tickets

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u/Damagecontrol86 Oct 21 '21

Lol it’s been my nickname for them for a long time feel free to use it

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u/Or7iZ Oct 21 '21

I'm gonna build one of these!

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u/cscholl20 Oct 21 '21

I have that exact leafblower...