r/Superstonk ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

C0000420069 checkin in!!!!!๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ”I literally just got my account activated today. Created the login and looked at my account number! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿช‘ I will also initiate my XXX shares over today! Sorry I took so long. Simulation is fucking confirmed!!!! LFG!!! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿšฝ Computershare ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿช‘

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u/Doom_Douche ๐Ÿ˜พ Oh no, my donkey is chasing my goat ๐Ÿ 7d ago edited 7d ago

Oh SNAP. Sent OP a chat to confirm this. Will report back as soon as I can.

Apes, take everything with a grain of salt. I would hold off awarding till this is confirmed but its your coins and we are all "adults" here lol.

Edit: while waiting for OP to confirm I ran the image through photo forensics. Its not a 100% confirmation as this can be bypassed if you know what you are doing in photoshop but at first glance it seems legit.

Edit 2: OP is legit. They have shared much more with me than they should have to. They seem like a true ape based on their account history and at this point I am confident in saying..... CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS YOU IMMORTAL BASTARD

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u/denzem00 ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ 7d ago

He is the chosen one !

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Am I neo?

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u/denzem00 ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ 7d ago

The Neo-Ape who cand bend dark pools.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Lmao! Don't forget also severely retarded

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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish 7d ago

Bullish on retards

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u/elbowleg513 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

Username checks out

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u/Bobloblawblablabla ๐ŸฆVotedโœ…๐Ÿฆญ 7d ago

He is starting to believe.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

My TITTS believe

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u/Bobloblawblablabla ๐ŸฆVotedโœ…๐Ÿฆญ 7d ago
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u/blondboii ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

There is no spoon ๐Ÿฅ„

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u/Im_Classy_AF 7d ago

Youโ€™re about to be

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u/cocoville2 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

HE IS RISEN

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u/Gjallapeno ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

THE CHOSEN ONE! ๐Ÿ‘€

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Insert dr strange meme holding up 1 finger.

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u/HappyN000dleboy my noodles are ready and my happiness is high 7d ago

And then insert that finger into me

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

LFG!

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u/mikk_13 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago edited 7d ago

The sub has been waiting for this moment. Awards and upvotes inbound.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

LOL. Awesome! I'm just happy to see the number up here finally!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I'm happy to provide proof to any mod of my account number

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u/Life-by-Kaizen ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

If true then there must be a flair made for this surely!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

That would be fuckin sick

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u/Justlose_w8 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Enjoy the karma, this about to blow up

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u/ISayBullish Says Bullish 7d ago

Bullish on blow ups

waitโ€ฆ

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u/DidacticGamer Still being potty trained 7d ago

Calls on blowups, puts on air in lungs.

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u/Additional-Ad5055 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I second this, Medal of Honor!

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u/83d08204-62f9 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

Lucky number C0000420069

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u/mikk_13 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

An amazing moment for all apes

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I feel like I won miss universe. Retarded edition!

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u/Jinglekeys100 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

We all won today king.

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u/brettchis ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

History being made in front of our eyes.

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u/jd1z ๐Ÿฅต Lol โœจ 7d ago

And therefore the world

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u/macswaj ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Congrats and fuck you

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u/bigdata_biggersquats ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Username checks out too. Just make sure you focus on the ๐ŸŸฃ and not โญ•๏ธ๐Ÿ”บ๐ŸŸฅ

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Every single day. All I see is purple

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u/MajorDishes not a cat ๐Ÿ˜บ 7d ago

It is the color of royalty, after all.

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u/Gjallapeno ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

You are my hero.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

You are my hero ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/brettchis ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Can you also be my hero?

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u/maccioni I love lamp ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ 7d ago

We can be heroesโ€ฆ

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u/An-average-clown ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

Well done. So happy for you but also so jealous.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Thank you!

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u/Rand_al_Flag gone full retard 7d ago

The 420069 tattoo I assume you are getting as we speak will do nicely.

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u/RB26CA What's an exit strategy? 7d ago

All hail the king of CS ๐Ÿš€

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u/username3333333333 7d ago

Hail, Hail, Hail the king of retards!

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u/Inside_Kreap Assymmetric Risk ๐Ÿ’Ž 7d ago

You crazy SOB, you did it.

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u/JeSuisPoulpe ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿฅ–Le HODL ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž 7d ago

Power to this player ! (And all others too)

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u/Southern-Task-9133 7d ago

On today of all days! The tendie gods are pleased. Today we sup brother apes, glory awaits us!

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u/DropDeadDevon ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Legendary

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u/canispeaktoyourmangr โšช๏ธ HIGH SCORE PIXEL GUY โšช๏ธ 7d ago edited 7d ago

Big if true. Obligatory proof or ban. If proven, you sir/madam are a living legend

EDIT: You ARE the Chosen One

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Proof or ban me bruh!!!!

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u/j4_jjjj ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I like the confidence!

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u/not_ur_buddy_guy ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

True if big

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u/WaffleEye ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Big if true

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u/bubbaganube ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž HAKUNA MY TATAS ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

BIG TRUE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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u/Ceph1234 ๐Ÿฆ Buckled the Fuck Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

If true, OP is DFVs baby now

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u/Audit_King Fed up with the FED 7d ago

I hope you posted this on your burner account.

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u/skunkbollocks ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

Shares account number, but masks the CUSIP.

Fucking classic.

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u/BollockSnot ๐Ÿฆ Attempt Vote ๐Ÿ’ฏ 7d ago

That's how you know it's a real ape. You can't teach that

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u/ihavetenfingers ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

Only proof needed really

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u/BALONYPONY ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

The smoothbrain sumbitch did it...

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u/PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS 7d ago

Goddammit I am laughing my fucking ass off. Of fucking course lol

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u/Decaf_Engineer ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

You can't learn to be this retarded. You must be born into it.

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u/slabrangoon 7d ago

Maybe heโ€™s born with it, maybe itโ€™s GME

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u/mebaddour55 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

He merely adopted the retardedness; I was born into it, molded by it.

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u/MAKEOUTHILL42 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

bruh im dying laughing like an idiot

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u/thisismyscrew ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Maybe just leave that one share there and open another account for the rest.

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u/theK0r3an ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

We're all a little smooth brained!

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u/Fedwardd ๐Ÿ”Š ๐Ÿ”Š GME louder than ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š 7d ago

I don't get it? it's dumb because CS has the same CUSIP number correct?

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u/DJ_Clitoris Banana Smoothie 7d ago

GMEโ€™s CUSIP is universal and readily available information to anyone. Itโ€™s not info that needed to be censored lol.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I just covered up numbers. I'm smooth. Only way to Jack TITTS is to show account number, so fuck it. Hedgies R fuk

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u/skunkbollocks ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

The CUSIP is a public identifier. It's unique to GameStop. It's basically a more universal symbol than the ticker.

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u/tehchives how2moon ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… 7d ago

The GME cusip number is connected to the exchange and is public info.

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u/DrebinofPoliceSquad 7d ago

Basic security practice: Never post or give your account number in public

op: โ€œBut it has 420 and 69 in it!โ€

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u/not_ur_buddy_guy ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

He truly deserves the account number. Truly is one of us

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 7d ago

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u/ChinTuck ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

He is the one!

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u/Dreax182 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

It has begun, hold me๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

As long as you DRS'd I shall hold thy ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿคš

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u/Dreax182 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

Of course i did, waiting on the holy paper from CS๐Ÿค

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Yes!!!

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u/xgspidermonkey ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆCanadape Major Tom๐Ÿฆ โš”๏ธKoN Veteran ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ 7d ago

You're the chosen one

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u/astronautassblaster Not a cat ๐Ÿฆ Voted โœ… 7d ago

The prophecy is true

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

It was weird. When I bought shares on ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿช‘ directly I thought, it would be so bad ass if I had 420069. It would really help jack my TITTS. My TITTS are now bleeding!

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u/435f43f534 ๐ŸฆงBetween 150% and 200% excited 7d ago

i got ya, here you go!

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u/trueluck3 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Weโ€™re gonna need a bigger tub

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u/CocaineCramer SNIFF THE DIP ๐Ÿ’จ 7d ago

Quick someone get the cocaine to celebraโ€ฆ OH WAIT THATS ME!

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u/YAHWEHPTL ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

Hahahaha YSOB I found you๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€LFG!!!!

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u/iathrowaway23 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

Odin is with us

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u/6days1week ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

We made the screenshot!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Yay!

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u/GoodNewsNobody ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

A god amongst men. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Žโœ‹

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

A retarded version of a god. Yes!

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u/Gardoversace 7d ago

We have the Catalyst

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

We r catalyst

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u/Independent-Ad4660 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Aw shit. Toasting in epic bread.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Hold the LMAYO

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u/Gradually_Adjusting โšก Power to the Creators โšก 7d ago

I see you, too, are from the past.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

It's a miracle!!!!...whip

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u/brettchis ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

...it, real good!

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u/stealthreplife kenny's mayo lube 7d ago

NICE

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

TITTS?

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u/Mazsikafan 7d ago

This dude right here is going to get more karma than DFV๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš€ Gj broโœŒ

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Lol. Doub it, DFV deserves it all!!

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u/Mazsikafan 7d ago

You are the ape among apes.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I am truly honored!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

You are the chosen one if you DRS'd!

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u/MapleBeans55 ๐ŸŒ Get rich or die buying ๐ŸŒ 7d ago

The ape in shining armour!!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

My armor is made of ๐ŸŒ peels

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u/longjohntarnished ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

Niice

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u/brettchis ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Niiice

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u/Thelamppost104 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

Niiice

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u/Simpinforbirdo 7d ago

Niice

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u/causual55 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

Noice

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u/maliciouspot ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Niiice

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u/Scrappyd0023 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

I wish I had an award to give you! Just because ๐Ÿš€

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Your comment is more than enough

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u/bushalmighty 7d ago

You lucky bastard

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I do feel lucky AF right now

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u/civil1 7d ago

Awesome! Now make sure to have a super strong password!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

It's a strong as my Jack TITTS

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u/AtomicKZR ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

JackLeTit$42069!

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u/triplexthrowaway ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

420#yolo8===)

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u/UncleBenji ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Glad to see the person who got the lucky number posted and didnโ€™t block it out.

Congrats and fuck you!!!!

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u/Da_Italian_Stallion ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸฆSpace Ape๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒŒ 7d ago

It has been called in the great prophecy an ape held 420069. Today is that day. The prophecy is true. Titties cannot get more jacked! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/Kiko7210 7d ago

now you and 420690 must have a battle to the death

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Son of a bitch I'm in!

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u/Potatonet Look ma! ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’Ž we did it! 7d ago

If this guy isnโ€™t the prime example of how single and fractional shares of GME matter then no one will be

Homie comes in swooping top spot on a 1.12 share transfer.

I fucking love it

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Which is exactly why I want to show my position in this post, every single fucking share matters

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u/Physical_Might_5892 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

Now for your prize!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

MOASS is the only prize

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u/fraxybobo ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

Hail the chosen ape!

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u/xxphantomxx77 Philadelphiape 7d ago

This dudeโ€™s account has unspeakable equity, on top of his inevitable GME gains

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u/Zero_Talents ๐Ÿฆโš” Fifth Apesman Of The Ape-pocalypseโ„ข ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ 7d ago

SOMEONE GET THIS APE A "CHOSEN ONE" FLAIR STAT!!!

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€โ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ‹โœจ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿฆ

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u/PaperRoc 7d ago

The chosen one!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Yeeeeeehaw!!!!

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 7d ago

That's OUR account number now homie

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u/goperit ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

I just got in today and I'm 552xxx.........

If its true you have been blessed and we added a fuc ton of accounts today.

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u/chickeni3oo ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Direct purchase accounts are created the day you initiate but not sent until it settles, like 9 days later. (5 for bank funds to show up, 2 for a weekend, plus 2 for share purchase to settle).

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

This is the way. A fuc ton is the way

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u/millertime1216 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Please post it !

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GOAL 7d ago

When did you make your purchase/transfer? I just made a purchase last week but it went through yesterday at 490xxx.

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u/yospoe ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

He is risen

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

LOL

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u/CitronBetter2435 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

This is the way

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u/manofdutch ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

This is the way

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u/Good_Butterscotch_69 7d ago

Infinite nice.

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

This is the way

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u/justvoop ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

THE CHOSEN ONE

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u/alwayspuffin 7d ago

Commenting again because itโ€™s the most important thing on Reddit right now

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u/Ghosthunter858 I was promised a Lambo 7d ago

EVERYONE GET IN HERE!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Cum one cum ALL!!!

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u/BiNG-LoadS Hits From The Stonk ๐Ÿ’จ 7d ago

You bow to no one

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I bow to every ๐Ÿฆ and ๐Ÿœ it's my Korean culture to do so

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u/Realchilldyl ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Legend!! Congrats

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Thank you!

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u/StaglBagl ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

You win an internet good sir/ma'am

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u/LovemahMMA I like big butts and I cannot lie 7d ago

You're gonna be in the movie+documentaries.

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u/arealhumannotabot ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago
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u/All-encompassingly_ Lola ya Bonobo sanctuary (pls look it up on IG) 7d ago

THE CHOSEN ONE!

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u/PathansOG Diamantpatter 7d ago

Holy mother of..... this is gpnna blow up! Gz

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Lol. I can't keep up! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I just want to watch the ticker all day

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u/sirdkuyp ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€Canadape ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

Nice

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u/smgnyc4 wen lambo ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago edited 7d ago

"One small step for man a giant leap for mankind"

-DFV

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u/ZATROBAT Custom Flair - Template 7d ago

JUST LIKE THE OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID

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u/thenerdstation ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

Checksum algorithm checks out lmao

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u/InfinitelyMobius You're Goddamn Right 7d ago

The prodigal ape has arrived. Enjoy your complimentary golden throne and banana.

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u/tylerado12 ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

Damn we need to donate shares to this lucky guy

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u/hoodytwin ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

The ape, the myth, the legend!

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u/mostlyfecalmatter 7d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/1MoonApe 7d ago

Argh! No! Itโ€™s fake! Iโ€™m blooming jealous! Go away! ๐Ÿ˜˜

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u/Fearless-Nose-5991 Im schizophrenic and so am I 7d ago

Fuck you, the my upvote.

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u/clappasaurus 7d ago

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND

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u/mikk_13 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

500 comments in just under 40mins. This fucking post is going to the front page of Reddit.

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u/sfkndyn13 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Win the squid game!!!

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u/DifficultySalt4231 Citadel social media manager ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒถ 7d ago

Your account will be worth billions post MOASS

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

I'm not Fuckin leavin!!!

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u/Osgiliath ๐Ÿ™‰lmao my nipples could puncture mithril right now๐Ÿ™‰ 7d ago

He isโ€ฆ the One..

[insert Morpheus meme]

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u/G_Wash1776 ape want believe ๐Ÿ›ธ 7d ago

THE APE OF LEGEND /u/MrKoreanTendies

MAY YOUR TENDIES BE BLESSED

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u/Maleficent-Speech-64 ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

Commenting for the screenshot

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u/RandomTaskStonks wen & how moon? 7d ago

This!

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u/bcoolbmac ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… 7d ago

Niiiiiice. Congratulations!

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u/MrKoreanTendies ๐Ÿฆโ™‹๐Ÿฅฆ - Chosen One 420069 - ๐Ÿฅฆโ™‹๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Thank you!

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u/MojaveCowboy21 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

History has been made, folks.

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u/BubbleGutzy ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

You did it!!! Hahaha you crazy son of a bitch! Got the golden stonk!

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u/WindingGleason ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

The Messiah!

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u/babybucks22 ๐Ÿ–•Never Selling Shit๐Ÿ–• 7d ago

Well you son of a bitchโ€ฆcheers!

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u/bombalicious ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Lie to me if you have to, just donโ€™t spoil this momentโ€ฆ

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u/Maximum_Fearless 7d ago

Congratulations and fuck you. I was hoping it would be me.

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u/iTz_Chanch Professional Idiot ๐Ÿง 7d ago

HE IS THE MESSAIAH

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u/Saxmuffin Ape Culture Enthusiast ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ 7d ago

Fucker. Congrats!

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u/ApeheartPablius ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ 7d ago

GG bro

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u/nguyep7 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Itโ€™s the one

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u/butternutinmysquaash ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ 7d ago

Nice

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