r/PublicFreakout 7d ago

Bikers VS skaters at the Rochester skatepark 📌Follow Up

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u/Negative_Mancey 7d ago

Man suffering histrionic personality disorder vs skaters

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u/tescohoisin 7d ago

40 something year old man tries to impress teenagers by telling them he 'made a TikTok'.

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u/incer 7d ago

a tic tac

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u/Sreezy3 7d ago

Thats what people from boston call it

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u/unidumper 7d ago

Gotta have an "ah" to make it official Bostonian... Tik tahk.

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u/Demoniacalman 7d ago

They've been calling it that on the radio recently and i think it's funny as hell everytime.

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u/KempDunks617 7d ago edited 7d ago

Tbf he runs the city, knows all the cops and is Facebook famous 🤴🏻

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u/Something22884 7d ago

It's too bad he can't enjoy the immense Rush of self-esteem he's getting from that meth / coke / personality /testosterone / whatever. It's too bad it's combined with anger like that.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner 7d ago edited 7d ago

Right, I'd be telling everyone how fucking awesome they are and convincing myself maybe I could learn to skate even though I'm way too old

Guess it's a good thing I never did meth or coke around skate parks.

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u/languid-lemur 7d ago

Not just any TikTok, one he just made for 1.5 in-between being FB famous.

It's amazing he still has time to be a douchebag with all that going on.

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u/PerplexityRivet 7d ago

I have never heard anyone unironically refer to themselves as "Facebook famous", much less use it to demand street cred.

What a ride.

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u/schectersix 7d ago

Man on methamphetamine and his gang of full face wearing henchmen vs skaters

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u/[deleted] 7d ago edited 14h ago

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 7d ago

Did the dipshit ever have a point?

I believe his point was that he's nobody, but he damn sure wishes he was somebody.

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u/David-S-Pumpkins 7d ago

You misunderstood, then. His point was clear! He is the man and runs this city and is only a man and don't run anything. Can't make it clearer than that.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 7d ago

You're right. He was crystal clear in his point. It must have been all of the shouting and random rants and repetition that confused me.

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u/FatherAb 7d ago

Crystal methly clear!

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u/AntonioMarghareti 7d ago

He is also a machine.

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u/pennynotrcutt 7d ago

He is also a grown ass man.

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u/PADDYOT 7d ago

He is also Facebook Famous.

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u/BoltonSauce 7d ago

And he just made a TikTok!

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u/WHEN_THE_ACID_KICKS 7d ago edited 7d ago

Cocaine.

The mannerisms, the Ego, the wording... Dude's a roided cokehead for sure

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u/battlenerd 7d ago

Coked up people do this involuntary thing with their jaw when they're high as balls. The drip makes your throat numb and your body compulsively tries to swallow until goes away. They can belt out a thousand words a minute but as soon as they finish their train of thought they punctuate their sentence with a giant, forceful gulp. Once you know what to look for it's really really obvious. Incidentally, this gulp is the only time to get a word in edgewise.

Anyways, it's difficult to tell with how this video was edited, There are cuts were the guy would be swallowing if he was gakked up out of his goard, but I think your initial thought of steroids is probably more likely the x factor is this video. If he's high at all, that is. Some people are just jack offs from sun up to sun down.

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u/geezaboom 7d ago

MAN, I sat through that whole damn video. All I wanted was to see him get knocked out. In the end Dad bod Mr clean walks away.

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u/WuntchTime_IsOver 7d ago

You're doing the Lord's work for the rest of us that now don't have to watch with false hope. Respek.

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u/haggi585 7d ago

I’m in Rochester. He doesn’t run this city.

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u/thellamajew 7d ago

Me too. Anyone know JJ? Because I don't and I've lived here my whole life.

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u/PotatoWriter 7d ago

you DON'T know JJ? Where have you lived, under a rock?? You should be ashamed of yourself. He's the man who single handedly lifted Rochester out of mental disorders. Absorbed them all into his body

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u/CrackerManDaniels 7d ago edited 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

Edit: laughed my ass off at that comment, but after seeing the full video i have to commend those skaters for not escalating the situation. One of those idiots in helmets probably had a gun, waiting for one skateboard to swing to shoot some kids. Fucking pathetic

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u/noplay12 7d ago edited 7d ago

But why does the lunatic get to offload his rage on the skaters with a free pass?

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u/Yung_Bungle 7d ago

Crazy people act crazy, the world keeps turning.

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u/j-something-i-think 7d ago

You made me do that good nose exhale laugh, take my upvote

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u/nunchucknorris 7d ago

Ditto (well, burbs). No clue who this clown is.

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u/TheArtfulDanger 7d ago

“I’m a grown ass man”

“I’m Facebook famous”

“Do you know who I am?”

Delusional, sir you’re delusional!

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u/illuminutcase 7d ago

To be fair, he just made a TikTok, too. They don't let just anyone make TikToks.

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u/Thoreau80 7d ago

They don't let me make a TikTok; but then, I don't run this city.

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u/Tootsound 7d ago

He is the very definition of r/iamverybadass

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u/dobraf 7d ago

Ok but have you considered that he runs this town?

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u/Samuelsausage3 7d ago

He runs the town and doesn't care if you film him , but you're lucky he's on camera or else he'd beat your ass, even though the cops know him and won't do shit according to him. Lmao he is literally the biggest douchebag I've seen on the internet

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u/GingerSnapped242 7d ago

and has a gym. Don’t forget the gym where he can train ya to be a man.

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u/Cave_Bearz 7d ago

Maybe a Pokémon gym? Gotta be the very best you know..

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u/Tootsound 7d ago

I have, and that's how I know he's a true badass. I mean, he's Facebook famous! You don't get to that level of international fame without running at least one city.

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u/ManOrReddit-man 7d ago

I'm Facebook famous! I made a TikTok! I run this city! Ask me who I am... I'm nobody!

Wut?

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u/transponaut 7d ago

And noted it has to be a city at LEAST as big and important as Rochester.

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u/ComebackKidGorgeous 7d ago

He’s Mr. Nimbus! He controls the Police!

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u/GeneralJapery 7d ago

MasterBlaster run Bartertown.

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u/sunnyd_2679 7d ago

Not in that sweater he doesn't.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 7d ago

Looks like he escaped from a care facility during nap time.

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u/Noonecanhearmescream 7d ago

I run this town

I am nobody

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u/yourm0msDaddy 7d ago

I love how he rolls with the cops and the Italians but grabs his balls when talking about the h a’s. These poser ass working man gangster wannabes have no identity at all. It’s like proud boy adjacent kind of stuff. “I’m a rat and a tough guy”

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u/Guilvantar 7d ago

"I'm a fucking machine"

"I'm just a normal guy"

This guy can't make up his mind

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u/DigMeTX 7d ago

Maybe he’s just a very ordinary machine like a parking meter. Not everyone can be a Roomba.

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u/BobaOlive 7d ago

What do you mean he can't be a Roomba? Everything about this guy sucks.

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u/DigMeTX 7d ago

Good point. He could be a sewage drain maybe but a Roomba requires more than just sucking.

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u/Stickyickies 7d ago

What's h a's?

Sincerly Europe

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u/yourm0msDaddy 7d ago

Hells Angels. Which the guy in the video better hope he doesn’t run into and be recognized one day, as I believe they have rules about being disrespected

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u/TexasIIVIIade 7d ago

“I just made a Tiktok”

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u/WorkCentre5335 7d ago

In my pants

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u/bloody_terrible 7d ago

But also "I don't run anything, I'm nobody."

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u/lookiecookie_1001 7d ago

The only statement which was true

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u/MaxHannibal 7d ago edited 7d ago

Bro is too busy fighting windmills to pay attention to reality

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u/cheapdrinks 7d ago

Bet he doesn't have as many Myspace friends as Tom tho

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u/Jayce2K 7d ago

Wait, what! You know MySpace Tom too? Small world. He was my first friend. How is he doing? Forgot my password so I can't log on.

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u/Mafsto 7d ago

Legend has it that Tom, to this day, watches over all of his faithful friends from his desk at the front of the classroom. We await the day when Zuckerberg's shackles upon the internet break and free us back into the HTML heaven that was MySpace. Our friend Tom, will still be there, welcoming us with his hunched over smile.

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u/Heil_pizza 7d ago edited 7d ago

The sad part is this was posted yesterday, and I wasted 20 minutes of my life watching the entire video…

Spoiler alert

The big, tough, bald man and his boys literally run away when a security guard shows 😂 it’s all so meth’d up..

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u/PeePeeCockroach 7d ago

Friends don't let friend watch 20 minutes of anything! None of it made any sense, but is exactly the type of hood shit I expected. I couldn't get past 6 minutes, did the bald guy ever get to whatever dumbass point he was trying to make?

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u/boofybutthole 7d ago

the point was that it's his city and he runs it, but he doesn't run anything and he's a nobody. But he also owns a gym

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u/sjmiv 7d ago

also something about rocks and I think he has crabs on his balls.

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u/Open_Chemistry_3300 7d ago

From my understanding I guess a motorcyclist showed to the skatepark to do doughnuts or burnouts or something and the bike was trowing up rocks so the skaters threw rocks back at the motorcyclist and he called his friends who then showed up to kick ass and chew gum and they didn’t bring any gum, but they they got spooked when the security showed because they’re more mid-life crises bikers and less we’re the real fucking deal bikers

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u/Malkor 7d ago

Well. To be fair, he never said that Rent-a-Cops knew him - just the regular Cops...

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u/phughes 7d ago

Rochester has an ongoing problem with "unregistered motorcyclists". Pretty large (20-30 people) groups of guys riding around on dirt bikes and ATVs, doing wheelies, burnouts and generally driving recklessly.

This guy is probably from one of those gangs, not a "Hell's Orthodontists" mid-life-crisis motorcylists.

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u/hippyengineer 7d ago

Those people is are still little bitches hiding cowardly behind the power of their group to commit such atrocities as donuts on the street and buying new tires every week. Still not real deal.

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u/iMadeThisNamefirst 7d ago

As someone who lives in the city, and is a stones throw away from the skate park right now, can confirm he in fact does not run the city, and i have no idea who this man is. Who am i you might ask? Don’t worry about that.

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u/ScreamingDizzBuster 7d ago

a stones throw away

Oh so you started it.

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u/thisismyMelody 7d ago

Do you at least own a gym? Was interested in becoming a man.

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u/iMadeThisNamefirst 7d ago

Dude, this is Rochester, who doesn’t own a gym?! I can teach you how to be a man right now, step 1:, don’t act like this guy. Step 2:? Step 3 : you are a man.

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u/thisismyMelody 7d ago

Where did this beard come from?!🧔🏽‍♂️

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u/itzTHATgai 7d ago

But he also said, "I don't own a gym! I don't run anything! I'm a nobody!"

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u/sirgreyskull 7d ago

He couldn’t run a bath.

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u/atdi2000 7d ago

"Thats Gay" that's all I got from that video. I think he may be trapped in the closet.

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u/MurderMachine561 7d ago

Someone is having an identity crisis.

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u/netfatality 7d ago

But he only owns the gym. Under no circumstances does he actually run it.

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u/Rokurokubi83 7d ago edited 7d ago

JJ runs this town, but also he doesn’t run anything. He is part of a biking community, but doesn’t belong to any group because that is “gay shit“.

Also the police or know him so there is no point calling them as they “won’t do shit“.

Also if you want to be a real man he will train you at his gym.

I am of the personal opinion that JJ has had one too many disco biscuits for today and should sleep it off.

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u/ppw23 7d ago

I’m confused, all I got from this is that JJ owns that town. Oops, plus the cops. And he made either a Twitter or Tic Tok post?

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u/gypsydanger38 7d ago

He’s definitely Tok’d.

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u/RowsdowersHockeyHair 7d ago

Super low and loose.

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u/Sweetheart925 7d ago

Just a knucklehead

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u/Rafaeliki 7d ago

hood shit

This isn't hood shit.

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u/waffles2go2 7d ago

Hoodie from Kohls shit.... he had a coupon.

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u/RudeDude88 7d ago

That 20 minutes was 1.3% of your day.

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u/Socialbutterfinger 7d ago

JJ, oh thank God. I’ve been wondering who runs this city. Can u pls do something about my recycling? It hasn’t been picked up in two weeks, and also there’s a streetlight out my corner.

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u/Ok-Walrus4627 7d ago

I can’t stop thinking how he probably looked himself in his bike mirror before walking over to those kids telling himself in a Dennis Reynolds fashion “i’m gonna peak ALL OVER those kids”

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u/PEneoark 7d ago

Looks in his bike mirror...."YOU'RE THE MAN!!! YOU'RE THE MAN!!!"

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u/Crackrock9 7d ago

Peaked? Peaked, Dee. chuckles Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia is gonna FEEL it.

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u/theghostofme 7d ago

It's funny you bring up Always Sunny, because this dude reminded me of Sinbad in Dennis' fever dreams.

"This is Sinbad's house! And when you in Sinbad's house, you a bitch!"

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u/theCleversleazoid 7d ago

Don't you know who I am? I run this city, and I'm a GOLDEN GOD

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u/Crackrock9 7d ago

5 star man!

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u/jimbo6681 7d ago

Bunch of 40 year old dudes, get a life l. Imagine being this guy late at night thinking “I was a badass at the skate park”

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u/oh_three_dum_dum 7d ago

I’m pretty sure everyone else but this dude and his entourage (?) are just watching like “ok…can you get out of the way so I can skate now?”

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u/i8b4u 7d ago

Lmfao on the pillow like “babe you should have seen how i punked these guys. They fuckin threw a rock at me it was time someone taught them a lesson. Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me i wish it would just stop”

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u/childish_albino_ 7d ago

”Can’t believe all this crazy shit happens to me I wish it would just stop”

I know you’re sarcastically making fun of the guy. And he didn’t actually even say this. But I still got physically mad when reading that sentence. Because we all know someone like that. And it’s the ultimate level of cringe

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u/theghostofme 7d ago

"I fucking hate drama!"

*Starts as much drama as possible*

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u/childish_albino_ 7d ago

“God my life is just so crazy, right??”

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u/Late_Ad6618 7d ago

Said folks get a lot of mileage out of the line: "man, it was some bullshit"

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u/RyanBordello 7d ago

Somewhere on an online profile of his says "I hate drama. Don't bring it"

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u/earned_potential 7d ago

I get younger folks having identity issues and this need to come off as tough (I was one of them), but by the time you're this age you should have worked through this bullshit.

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u/talking_pillow 7d ago

Yeah badass for sure. Shortly after he says his bike gang is out to kidnap people, he points out to the young kids around.

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u/challenger-chief 7d ago

Well he does own the city, so…

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u/Pure_Tower 7d ago

He bought the city with Tik-Toks. 1.6 of them.

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u/barelylegal_69 7d ago

Love the homeys in the back standing with hands in jeans pockets and helmets on

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u/PEneoark 7d ago

Just playing pocket pool to get ready for the circle jerk afterwards

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u/BradleyVan 7d ago

Full Video

Those are the pussies, keeping the helmets on so they cant get punched, or identified.

They need to crack down on these biker gangs. It seems like all they do is cause trouble for everyone.

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u/buttononmyback 7d ago

Wait "biker gangs?" Like this is a thing? Not "Hells Angels" biker gangs but older men in their late 30's riding around on crotch-rockets and stirring up trouble witn skaters?

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u/drakinite420 7d ago

If I’ve learned anything, it’s that you just don’t fuck with skaters. Taking a metal truck to the face will change your attitude real fast

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u/SpaceTechBabana 7d ago

My favorite thing is him saying “I run this fucking city!”

Fast forward, “I’m just a normal dude.” And the icing on the cake “I’m nobody.”

One for three dude, one for three.

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u/Kckc321 7d ago

“The police aren’t gonna help you, I run this city” “I’d beat your ass but you’d call the cops!”

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u/MonstaGraphics 7d ago

My favorite was when some skater jokingly said "There's the cops right there" and the whole biker gang suddenly starts retreating back.

Also - "You can film me all you want, I don't care!" then later "There are cameras here, I'll get into trouble."

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u/PositivityCentral 7d ago

“Do you know who I am!? I’m famous on Facebook & TikTok where nobody personally knows me! Rain down all your respect!”

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u/codillius 7d ago

Let me put on my most intimidating sweater and head down to the skate park, get some real content going

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u/ganymede_boy 7d ago

Stop making stupid people famous.

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u/IAlreadyToldYouMatt 7d ago

He’s already famous. He made a tiktok with 1.6

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u/Soymega 7d ago

Damn. Those are some serious numbers. Imagine his next one will be 1.7

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u/illuminutcase 7d ago

It's funny, he claims he's famous, but he said his name, "JJ" and he's from Rochester, yet, a couple thousand people have already seen this video and no one recognizes him. If he was actually "Facebook Famous" we'd have already seen people posting links to whatever stupid thing made him "famous."

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u/dontbedumbbro 7d ago

this ain't the kind of fame he wants bro, but the fame he certainly deserves.

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u/AarkaediaaRocinantee 7d ago

No, this guy deserves to be forgotten.

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u/PEneoark 7d ago

How can you forget the guy who runs the city?

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u/BobbyStruggle 7d ago

Funny how he runs the city but is nobody...maybe undercover, secret double naught spy shit.

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u/dontbedumbbro 7d ago

No, he deserves to be mocked and shamed for making himself look like fucking goof.

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u/searrell 7d ago

Sorry to break it to you but that won't ever not happen since people love gossip and memes

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u/thenewyorkoffice 7d ago edited 7d ago

if they lose their jobs and make a sobbing apology video I think it's worth it.

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u/SamyD12 7d ago

Might be a reach to assume they have jobs.

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u/RaisinPaster 7d ago

Welcome to the internet.

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u/Radiation___Dude 7d ago

Sorry for delay, meant to post the Full Video essentially what happened was, the day prior, there were some bikers using the skate ramps and when confronted ended up doing a burnout in some rocks, thus making them fly everywhere. The skaters then threw rocks at the bikers for retaliation and they hen this dude showed up the next day hence the video.

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u/bgalbreaith 7d ago

That’s not just any dude, thats JJ. If you don’t know who he is you should ask. He runs that town and makes tik toks.

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u/jwords 7d ago

He's also nobody. And is a man.

He has many facets.

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u/deedoedee 7d ago

And a machine. JJ is a cyborg.

Also basically the mayor of that town.

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u/TheTexasJack 7d ago

i met JJ once, but i flushed shortly after and he left.

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u/Teresa_Count 7d ago

Bikers like motorcycles, right? I'd hate to think this guy represents BMX in any way.

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u/Slick_Grimes 7d ago

That's what I was worried about when I saw the title.

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u/cjayL902 7d ago

Same here, I was wondering why all them dudes had full face helmets, most BMXers wear open face at skate parks.

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u/NotaRegisteredRep 7d ago

I really like the cut on this.

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u/Irae37 7d ago

Yeah it ain't bad. Really shows off the cringe highlights quite well.

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u/wafflesareforever 7d ago

My favorite was "I'm only yelling so I can talk over you"

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u/Mathilliterate_asian 7d ago

"I'm here to warn you that some of these dudes might shoot you and I don't want that... unintelligible empty threats"

Dude's so contradictory some literature teachers could probably use him to exemplify irony or oxymoron or some shit.

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u/one-punch-knockout 7d ago

It felt as though we were one of the skaters.

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u/GroundbreakingPlay58 7d ago

“I’m only yelling to talk over you” No, no, we got it

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u/kooky_kabuki 7d ago

Its a brilliant quote tbh

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u/SemolinaChessNut 7d ago

that idiot has been a nuisance in Rochester for 20 years. It's always been the same schtick, except now he's bald.

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u/CulturalBid8949 7d ago

I think you’re the first comment I’ve seen where someone knows who this guy is lmao, have you ever gotten his autograph??

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u/HypeTingz 7d ago

I lived in Rochester for 20 years on both the west side and east side of town and I’ve never heard of this dude. They let the pigeons fly when ya boi is back in town tho. Shout out to GHOSTOWN.

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u/CreamyGoodnss 7d ago

Imagine going for the low-hanging fruit that is Rochester and still looking like a little bitch

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u/Kaltastic84 7d ago

I read this as a Rochesterarian and was like 'LOW HANGING FRUIT!!!...MOTHERFUC...well wait, I guess that is actually pretty accurate...."

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u/masked_sombrero 7d ago

OMG! That's JJ! He runs this town. These kids are so lucky to have spoken with him. He trained me to be a man at his gym. In this town that he owns.

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u/Hopeful-Ask-2354 7d ago

What a chode🙄

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u/CK5634 7d ago

Bet you wouldn’t say that to Jay-Jay’s face, he runs that city.

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u/BarcodeNinja 7d ago

We wear big helmets

So nobody can punch us

We hope we look cool

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u/DrunkThrowsMcBrady 7d ago

What a beautiful haiku

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u/illuminutcase 7d ago edited 7d ago

Anyone who says "do you know who I am?" is nobody. Anyone who says "I'm famous" is not famous, and if they say "I'm Facebook famous," it means even they know they're not famous. And anyone who tells a bunch of kids "I just made a TikTok" is too old to be doing whatever the fuck he's doing.

He's famous, now, though... but not for the reason he wants to be. He won't be bragging about going viral anymore, "do you know who I am? I'm the bald douchebag who was bullying some kids then ran away when security came."

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u/mightylordredbeard 7d ago

If cheap cocaine was a person.

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u/JMAG850 7d ago

Cocaine is bad… mmkay. 🙄

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u/Baxtron_o 7d ago

So this guy is threatening to murder skaters?

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u/PEneoark 7d ago

Kidnap kids too

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u/Jayce2K 7d ago

And to get dirt bike riding kids to shoot people

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u/LoyalV 7d ago

He's trying not to threaten them directly since it's on camera, but he's also grabbing his balls at minors.

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u/Actual-Ambassador-35 7d ago

Imagine being proud of "running" Rochester.

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u/DanielBG 7d ago

This feels like a skit, the guy is actually hilarious.

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u/grumpy_bob 7d ago

I'm borderline positive this was a Key and Peele sketch.

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u/DoriValcerin 7d ago

This is grade A douche bag behavior.

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u/CGabz113 7d ago

Tito Ortiz ? 😂

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u/RSK_N60 7d ago

He’s just a liiiiittle more eloquent than Tito lmao

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u/Radiation___Dude 7d ago

Nah it’s JJ!

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u/CGabz113 7d ago

Facebook famous Jj? Tik tok legend? Isn’t the city his?

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u/Master-S 7d ago edited 7d ago

He just made a TikTok! 🤩

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u/enjoiherbs 7d ago

Why is a 50yr old bald guy at the skate park with all these little kids?

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u/DancingPickle 7d ago

He has a fucking town to run of course

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u/BradleyVan 7d ago

he wants to beat them up, and/or kidnap them, and/or sic some goons on them

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u/eddierosa13 7d ago

His last sentence was pretty random and funny, what a nicely dressed drug addict.

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u/Norcalaldavis 7d ago

This mf soft as 2 ply wet toilet paper.

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u/caseyhawk 7d ago

Someone hit him please

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u/thenewyorkoffice 7d ago

What a baby.

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u/ryanholmes1989 7d ago

This is incredible

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u/VonD0OM 7d ago

“I don’t wanna be guys, we’re not a group, that’s gay!”

WTF did I just hear?

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u/Fresh-Werewolf-5499 7d ago

Is that Joe Rogan?

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u/big-klit 7d ago

Not short enough

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u/br-z 7d ago edited 7d ago

That’s his older brother someone threw rocks at joe yesterday

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u/locutogram 7d ago

He's talking to non-billionaires so it's doubtful

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u/Pap3rchasr 7d ago

I was really hoping he would get a skateboard to the head 😔

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u/ianjhoom 7d ago

The one who runs the city won’t say that ever! Cringeeee

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u/Working_Fix_5662 7d ago

“I’m Facebook famous” 😂🤦‍♂️🤮

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u/Ralphiecorn 7d ago

That’s a nice skatepark🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/AndyB1976 7d ago

I hope JJ, (that's with two J's for all you non-facebook famous losers out there), gets to see this video.

What a fucking douchebag. Stupid fuck.