r/PoliticalHumor Dec 06 '21 Silver 3 Helpful 5 Wholesome 2 Take My Energy 1 LOVE! 1

Gotta wonder what they do sell.

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u/merlin0896 Dec 06 '21

Everything will made in Cambodia and there is a min 200% mark up. No ethnic employees.

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u/Thymeisdone Dec 07 '21

Your skin is looking awful olive…. Where you FROM BOY?!

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u/Bobnocrush Dec 07 '21

"You've got a wide brow. What are you, Scandinavian?

Yeah, Swedish.

Swedish dogs! Your blood is tainted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders. You're basically Finns!"

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u/Thymeisdone Dec 07 '21

Oh man, what’s that from?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Community

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u/snowmuchgood Dec 07 '21

If you have to ask, your streets behind.

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u/mvffin Dec 07 '21

You can't just coin a phrase!

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u/kardiarlink2 Dec 07 '21

He's like the Abed of racism.

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u/greater_cumberland Dec 07 '21

This comment is streets ahead.

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u/Lellow_Yedbetter Dec 07 '21

Stop trying to coin streets ahead.

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u/Mrdiamond3x6 Dec 07 '21

Troy and abed in the morning.

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u/FirstPlebian Dec 07 '21

Saxon Dogs!

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u/makemeking706 Dec 07 '21

Sorry, this one didn't rhyme.

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u/TigLyon Dec 07 '21

You better have a feature, like a deep sea creature

No more pigment in your body than a pinewood that is knotty

See your veins right through your skin, that is just where we begin

Don't want nothin' darker than a long-haul driver's tan

Won't care much for mulatto, kinda like a pot-ah-to

You might be good within, but we're looking at that skin

Now don't get all uptight, you don't have to be pure white

It is just like what I said, make sure your neck is red.

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u/X_TheBoatman_X Dec 07 '21

I heard Foghorn Leghorn when I read it.

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u/Thymeisdone Dec 07 '21

He is the best.

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u/SweatyDust1446 Dec 07 '21

I heard the "Where you going, city boy" voice from Primus's "My name is Mud"

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u/bodega_bladerunner Dec 07 '21

Sorry i lol’d at this comment more than I should have. On top of that, I read it with a southern accent.

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u/Holybartender83 Dec 07 '21

Of course, the owners will be having to make business trips over to Cambodia regularly. Y’know, for quality control. Have to make sure that merchandise is being made properly, right? Yup. Just a bunch of conservative men flying on over to Cambodia. For business.

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u/DependentPipe_1 Dec 07 '21

Well of course, they need to personally interview the underage children that are making their amazing merchandise, some say the best merchandise! They just need to take them into a private room so that they can interview them more thoroughly, people are saying the most thoroughly.

On an unrelated note - Libs and Dems are all Satanic pedophiles! Don't look over here for pedophiles, we conservatives/Republicans are never pedophiles! Republican politicians, including our favorite president, only get credibly-accused, proven, and/or convicted of sexually assaulting and raping minors at a terrifyingly high rate because of...um...The Deep State Globalist Agenda, or whatever idk vote for me.

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u/Potatobender44 Dec 07 '21

No ethnic customers either

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u/Formula_Americano Dec 07 '21

You'd be surprised 🤢

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u/roywoodsir Dec 07 '21

Psssh, made in China all the way!

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u/joedumpster Dec 07 '21

Except for maybe a libertarian's asian wife

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u/6King6harvesT6 Dec 07 '21

Toilets and toilet accessories

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u/Somnambulistant Dec 07 '21

It’s not a cult. No. No way. Pretty sure.

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u/GarbageWater12 Dec 07 '21 Take My Energy

Cult of Butthurt.

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u/PINKreeboksKICKass Dec 07 '21

Cult of butthole. Hairy butthole

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u/Saffron_Butthole Dec 07 '21

Sounds disgusting.

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u/The-Mathematician Dec 07 '21

They're going crazy over it because this is the best joke that conservatives have had in a decade.

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u/Graterof2evils Dec 07 '21

And it’s sad.

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u/redditrum Dec 07 '21

It's absolutely pathetic. Like just say fuck Biden if that's what you want to say. Everyone knows what it means and no one cares but them. They're so fucking lame lol

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u/Graterof2evils Dec 07 '21

And they have to by a $35 shirt that says “ThE sECrIt CoDe” because no one else but them nose. My only joy is knowing the owner of this store and any like it will lose their ass when this smolders and dies.

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u/Regular_Craft6256 Dec 07 '21

I'd bet a good amount of money they vandalize the place when they realize what an absolutely terrible financial mistake they've made and claim blm/antifa did it.

If they get caught well that's just a deep state conspiracy.

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u/HauntedCemetery Dec 07 '21

They'll probably make money. They didn't build the store, it's some run down stripmall space that's probably been vacant for a decade, so month to month rent is dirt cheap. It's basically a tent set up selling garbage prints they buy wholesale from Asia for 1 dollar a piece to rubes for $45.

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u/monkeyinheaven Dec 07 '21

My neighbor actually bought a flag of it. He’s in his 60s and thinks he’s so cool.

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u/Graterof2evils Dec 07 '21

He is, if you wanna swing your dick at a fifth grade level.

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u/Exadory Dec 07 '21

They’re the party of say what you mean and don’t be politically correct. That’s the best part.

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u/ajswdf Dec 07 '21

It's not even a joke, it's a dogwhistle. They've gotten so used to using dogwhistles that they start using them even when they don't need to. They legitimately enjoy having little cryptic phrases that allow them to say what they really think while having plausible deniability.

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u/sevsnapey Dec 07 '21

to say

i don't think i've ever heard someone actually say "let's go brandon" before. it's burned into my head as a sputtered chant.

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u/DarkDuo Dec 07 '21

Just go into your local news Facebook comments section and you’ll see every conservative spouting it, even if the article has nothing to do with politics or Biden, they’ll make it political and blame Biden while spouting that line

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u/Southside_john Dec 07 '21

I feel it necessary to point out because I don’t think a lot of people realize, but a lot of these people in the comments saying that are Russians. When people don’t realize that then they are working exactly as intended

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u/Marvinthebulldog Dec 07 '21

Oh I heard it. Went to a gun show last month near where I live in Florida and someone started yelling it and most of the place joined, just yelling it at the top of their lungs over and over. Nut jobs

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u/TomChristmas Dec 07 '21

You went to a gun show in Florida.

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u/mithgaladh Dec 07 '21

During a pandemic, in one of the worst state!

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u/BurlyKnave Dec 07 '21

Is this a modern day equivalent of going on safari or similar life-threatening outing?

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u/Haikuna__Matata Dec 07 '21

Cult members.

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u/Substantial_Tomato97 Dec 07 '21

I've seen it in a few girls' tinder bios. One had "if you know you know :P" after it and I was like girl...your mind must be dull as hell if this is clever to you.

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u/Shirlenator Dec 07 '21

There is a realty place in my town that has it on their big electronic sign outside their building. Fucking ridiculous.

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u/TheBlueNorther Dec 07 '21

Rural Texas has it every where. I recently walked out of a fair where an elementary school boy was chanting it into a crowd and getting a hefty response

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u/BoringResearcher1 Dec 07 '21

I'm from the Midwest it's chanted at pretty much every high-school and college football game at some point. A couple country concerts I've been to and a few other events.

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u/Nulono Dec 07 '21

It's more like a regular whistle; everyone knows what "Let's go, Brandon" means. It's just a meme, or I guess for some people a way to avoid technically swearing.

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u/FirstPlebian Dec 07 '21

The conservative sense of humor is mean spirited, there's a reason they have near zero artists of any kind or comedians, but they can laugh at others' misfortune.

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u/Saemika Dec 07 '21

The organic event that this joke was created from is actually funny, and they can’t get over that they accidentally made something funny. So much so, that it’s no longer funny.

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u/BanalityOfMan Dec 07 '21

And, like the rest of what they call jokes, it isn't! Just a stupid fucking layer over their direct bigotry!

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u/kimmie13 Dec 07 '21

There is a hairdresser and a gym about 1/2 a mile apart in my town. They both have “let’s go Brandon” on their signs out front. It’s a cult.

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u/Terrible_Tutor Dec 07 '21

But like, aren’t you SO triggered and owned? Like it’s “Let’s go Brandon” but means “Fuck Joe Biden”… wow, mind blowing /s

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u/Exciting_Patient4872 Dec 07 '21

What? Who's Brandon?

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u/Mazon_Del Dec 07 '21

Just in case you're unaware, the origin SEEMS to be that at some running event the fans were screaming and chanting "Fuck Joe Biden" and the flustered announcer declared they were saying "Let's Go Brandon" to cheer on the guy in the lead. So they've decided it's a wonderful "code phrase" that will let them get out of any punishment for saying "Fuck Joe Biden".

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u/DarthTelly Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

The actual origin is much dumber than that.

It’s from a NASCAR race’s winner interview. Some woman was trying to interview the winner Brandon Brown, who had just won his first big race. The crowd starts chanting “fuck joe biden”, and either she misheard or wanted to pretend they weren’t saying fuck on nbc told Brandon the crowd was cheering for him.

Conservatives then took that as the media is lying to protect Biden, and thus their shitty meme was born.

Also Brandon Brown was literally screaming “Let’s Go!” to the crowd seconds before the interview.

Full interview is here: https://www.nbcsports.com/video/brandon-browns-dream-comes-true-nascar-xfinity-win-talladega

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u/eromitlab Dec 07 '21

...and naturally, Brandon Brown hasn't gotten one damned thing from all these dumbfucks who turned his family team's first win into a stupid-ass meme to make money for themselves.

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u/happyhoppycamper Dec 07 '21

Because they're completely selfish pricks who have absolutely no concept of the world outside themselves and prefer to live life like its some kind of fucked up childish video game. These complete assholes think they're the hero but have no regard to how co-opting bullshit like this might affect anyone else but them and their mission to "own the libs."

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u/Exciting_Patient4872 Dec 07 '21

Ah okay, so stupid Republican shit

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife Dec 07 '21

stupid Republican shit

That's a triple redundancy.

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u/kinggimped Dec 07 '21

I mean, this is just proof of an enterprising businessman spotting a demographic that regretfully exists but who will gleefully fork spend their hard-earned money to support that kinda of divisive garbage.

I mean, this is peak America, if I'm not mistaken. An opportunist turning political turmoil to his economic advantage? It doesn't mean that he supports the message on the merchandise, just that he's recognised an opportunity to fleece a reliably hateful and spiteful audience.

But yeah no way it's a cult, no way.

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u/Kiwiteepee Dec 07 '21

Yeah I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the store owner didn't give two shits about Trump. Like, these people are so gullible and easily swayed, they'll probably spend a lotta money at this particular store.

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u/DuntadaMan Dec 07 '21

Buy this shit, sell for a month. Never renew inventory and immediately bail.

Seems like a way to make a quick buck to me.

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u/pjcolls Dec 07 '21

Cult of No Personality

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u/SexyLemurLibrarian Dec 07 '21

Everytime I see "Let's Go Brandon", I wonder if next they're going to start speaking Pig Latin.

incesay e'reway peakingsay inay odecay ikelay irdthay adersgray.

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u/WangnanJahad Dec 07 '21

Give it a year at most.

We had a Trump themed coffee shop in Rockland, Maine called, you guess it, Covfefe. Any time one of those dicks whines about safespaces that was my go to 'shut the fuck up you hypocrites' since you had to, upon entry, declare your support for trump and if you didn't out you went. They opened about a year into Trump's term and shut down about a year before he left.

The coffee was shit too.

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u/GarbageWater12 Dec 07 '21

Probably bottom shelf Yuban from the grocery store.

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u/Soangry75 Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

Folger's instant, because flavor crystals

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u/_windowseat Dec 07 '21

Was traveling through Ireland and I came across an Obama themed gas station/rest stop and I miss it everyday

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u/HauntedCemetery Dec 07 '21

Is Obama big with the Irish or something?

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u/Upbeat_Guess Dec 07 '21

He has historical routes in Moneygall, County Offaly. During his term, he visited Ireland and a big part of that trip was visiting that town. They then named a shopping street after him- Obama Plaza. The service station is on the nearest motorway to that town. I haven’t been there, but from a quick google, it seems to be a standard service station (Circle K with a Supermacs restaurant attached) as most other motorway service stations in the Republic, but I presume they lay a little heavier into the Obama thing because of where it is located.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '21

Covfefe has become the new word for coffee in my house ever since that tweet. It's just part of our vocabulary now and coffee isn't even a word anymore.

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u/MisterDonkey Dec 07 '21

Covfefe instantly became my slang for amphetamine. And it's funny because I never had to explain it to anybody. It was just kinda understood.

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u/Saemika Dec 07 '21

That’s what I call shitty coffee now lol

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u/spahlo Dec 07 '21

Where the fuck are these idiots getting the money to open a business purely based off of trumps shitty spelling. Seriously, it’s not cheap to open a restaurant. Let alone open one just to “own the libs” and have it predictably fail.

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u/thomoz Dec 07 '21

Well you know what they say:

to make a small fortune in business with no experience, you simply start with a large fortune.

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u/RagingRoids Dec 06 '21

Lol seriously, if I was a sleeze-ball TV evangelist, I’d quit that shit and just peddle hate products to the cult. If you have no shame, dignity or morality, these are the easiest marks on the planet.

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u/Crisis_Redditor Dec 07 '21 Silver

We have a goddamn Trump store near me. I kind of want to go in out of sheer curiosity, but only if someone comes with me.

A sampling of the classy stuff they sell. My favorite is the sticker that indicates they're willing to kill someone over a Trump sticker. Don't tell me the right wingnuts aren't frothing to start shooting everyone they disagree with.

This one will haunt your dreams.

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u/MaiqTheLrrr Dec 07 '21

Have you considered telling them in a really offended tone that it's tantamount to a vote for Biden to squish trump's head like a stress ball?

That one seems kind of an unlikely item to sell, given that they hold him above Jesus these days.

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u/Twistervtx Dec 07 '21

Something something "playing both sides"

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u/metalkhaos Dec 07 '21

The confederate flags really sell it. Nothing says United States like flying the flag of people who were against the Union.

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u/Prolapsia Dec 07 '21

There's one near where I live too. They have the audacity to have a table set up at community events. Their booth is always shabby looking full of crap made in China. They are an embarrassment wherever they go.

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u/Alwayskitties Dec 07 '21

Honestly seems like an easy way to make money. Sell crap to stupid people. I kind of admire the idea.

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u/frockinbrock Dec 07 '21

Wow, this article reads like a total satire but it’s all real lol:

The Trump Store in Boones Mill remains open six months after President Donald Trump’s exit from office. Owner Donald “Whitey” Taylor, of Franklin County, is seen outside the store which is located in a former church at off of U.S. 220 and Bethlehem Road.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Dec 07 '21

Owner Donald “Whitey” Taylor, of Franklin County, is seen outside the store which is located in a former church

Fits perfectly since Trump is their new religion.

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u/BreezyWrigley Dec 07 '21

remember like just 6 years ago when nobody gave a fuck about that fat orange idiot who was a failed businessman/conman/shitty reality tv persona? I want to go back to then...

also, gotta love the confederate flag stuff every time... "I support the exact opposite of being a patriot to the union."

this post from the other day says a lot about the right-wing fantasy of shooting somebody

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u/DashCat9 Dec 07 '21

"Hello! I am willing to murder you for ridiculously fixable vandalism"

I mean. That's a choice to display, I guess.

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u/TheRobfather420 Dec 07 '21

I'm Canadian and this is fucked.

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u/jimmifli Dec 07 '21

Imagine a Stephen Harper store?

Grey sweater vests as far as the eye can see.

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u/Cuchullion Dec 07 '21

The guy who owns / runs it is nicknamed 'Whitey'

You really can't make this shit up.

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u/echo6golf Dec 07 '21

They already do both.

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u/iHeartHockey31 Dec 07 '21

Why not do both?

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u/zxvasd Dec 07 '21

We’ve had our fill of miracle water.

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u/BreezyWrigley Dec 07 '21

i'd happily do it except that it frightens me that it might actually help their shit gain traction and fuck our country up more. i have no issue with selling them dumb shit and taking their money; im just afraid that it would further their cause inadvertently

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u/fubarspeaks Dec 06 '21

They have books! The Art of the Deal on audiobook read by Eric Trump!

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u/portablebiscuit Dec 07 '21 Wholesome

That’s not cool. You know he can’t read.

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u/BrujaBean Dec 07 '21

Legend says it took Eric 2 years to record the audio because instead of just reading lines he had to have someone read out each line 4 times so he could repeat it.

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u/gmwdim Dec 07 '21

Person, woman, man, camera, TV.

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u/Jim-Jones Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

I know his (supposed) daddy can't read. Eric too?

I Wrote Trump’s ‘The Art of the Deal.’ And I’m Terrified of What He’ll Do Next.

In the 18 months that I spent with Trump to write The Art of the Deal, I never once saw him express affection or comfort to anyone, including his three young children. I saw no evidence that he ever had a single true friend.

― Tony Schwartz, who spent 18 months with Trump as his ghostwriter.

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u/Itscameronman Dec 07 '21

That’s actually kinda sad

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u/Jim-Jones Dec 07 '21

He's a wretched, inadequate human being who is emotionally and intellectually a four-year-old boy.

I simply don't know why he attracts people, other than his extreme racism and other bigotries.

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u/kaisong Dec 07 '21

Because the other people with the emotional maturity of toddlers all prop him up just to show that they are in fact way too much of the population and theyre apparently proud of being that stupid.

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u/ebone581 Dec 07 '21

This reminded me of Officer Barbrady

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u/StevieAllez Dec 06 '21

I like the fact that these stores exist, it means dummies are spending money on political fandom.

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u/Kardest Dec 07 '21

Every time I see these stores I think to my sell my god... Why can't I find a way to get money out of these idiots!

If I had the start up money I would totally make one of these store. It would be so full of plastic crap from china and discount American flags for 19.95 (30% off!!!) that it would be sick.

Ohh man discount prepper gear and $50 MREs it would be glorious.

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u/krozarEQ I ☑oted 2018 Dec 07 '21

Just type "let" on AliExpress and Let's Go Brandon is second on the suggestions.

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u/GapingGrannies Dec 07 '21

My god. They think this is the funniest shit ever. It's interesting the psychology behind it, like as a joke it's really pretty simple, just one thing that sort of sounds like another. Not even a pun, it's less than a pun. It's like they're smelling their own farts and dying of laughter over it. Maybe they just think it pisses of democrats or something though? Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/HolycommentMattman Dec 07 '21

When I was a teenager, we got in trouble if a teacher caught us swearing. That led to a lot of people saying vacuum instead of fuck you, or ship instead of shit.

This is the same thing. Saying Fuck Joe Biden reveals them to be the lowest class of people. Because even though a lot of people hate Donald Trump, there were never large groups of people in stadiums or concerts or whatever just chanting Fuck Donald Trump.

But when that Nascar race happened, and Brandon won, the crowd was chanting Fuck Joe Biden, and the reporter wanted to maintain some level of decorum and said they were chanting Let's Go Brandon. Which is why these grown ups with the brains of teenagers are giggling like school children and saying it. Like it's the most clever thing in the world.

Just classless people.

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u/hurdlingewoks Dec 07 '21

Some politician (can’t remember who or what he did) reposted a picture of deer shit spelling out “let’s go Brandon”. Like someone took the time to play with deer shit and then took a picture, posted it on the internet and at no point thought it was a bad idea.

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u/daemonelectricity Dec 07 '21

Getting angry at China by giving their money to China directly.

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u/Candid_Beyond_674 Dec 06 '21

B-but you don't get it. Trump was only on Epstein's plane because he was secretly investigating the Democrats' pedophile ring since he's in office to destroy the child blood sucking Democrats funded by the Clintons!!! /s

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u/lilbithippie Dec 07 '21

Trump had the highest office in the land, his party was in control of the senate, and still couldn't get those damn Clintons arrested. Either trump is bad at his job or the Clinton are really good at theirs

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u/Lanark26 Dec 07 '21

TBF it's not as if the guy has a history of competency in anything he's ever done .

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u/LoganNinefingers32 Dec 07 '21

Also TBF, Trump has openly admitted the multitude of felonies and lesser crimes he's committed his entire life and is still a free man.

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u/lilbithippie Dec 07 '21

I have the same thoughts about Obama. I don't hate him, but he didn't move the county far enough, he didn't close GITMO, or move the troops out of middle east. But conservatives want to complain about free cell phones and cheaper health care costs

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u/Nymaz Dec 07 '21

complain about free cell phones

Fun fact: the "free cell phones" they're complaining about come from the Lifeline program started by Reagan in 1984. George W. Bush expanded the program in 2008 in order to include cellular phones.

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u/lilbithippie Dec 07 '21

That is fun! Also it has been great for the country. People actually have a tangible thing that taxes paid for that helps with quality of life

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u/DontHateTheDreamer Dec 07 '21

I've always argued the same thing.

R- "Well, those fucking leftists need to get off the dole and get back to work."

D- "How about we give them mobile phones so that they can put a phone number on a resume and get a job?"

R- "Oh fuck no... are you kidding me?"

D- "How about we give a household a phone so that no home has to be without one?"

R- "Fuck that! Haven't they ever heard of bootstraps?"

And ALL THE WHILE it was an R program to begin with and one of the best ones anyone has ever come up with.

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u/DuntadaMan Dec 07 '21

Yeah, but the phone program helps "those people" so they can't admit their guys were involved.

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P Dec 07 '21

Have you heard him talk about Gitmo? He lists that as a major regret (“the biggest”?) because he genuinely didn’t realise just how impossible that was going to be. Not disagreeing he failed, but at least on that it wasn’t for lack of trying.

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u/HadMatter217 Dec 07 '21

Yea honestly the gitmo thing, I don't hold against him. All the other times he continued horrible, fucked up Bush era policies, though....

Obama did (and Biden does now) have a lot of opportunity to change some fucked up shit that happens in our country, and he didn't prioritize it.

That's not to say he did nothing, it's just frustrating how easy it would have been for him to do so much good.

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u/acrimonious_howard Dec 07 '21

But reality is a thing. He was the only one from either party to move the needle on healthcare in 40 years of them trying. Herding cats is not easy. Get elected and do it if you think it is.

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u/mdp300 Dec 07 '21

Congress didn't approve the funds needed to move prisoners from gitmo.

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u/CryptographerDue1205 Dec 07 '21

I agree. But "didn't move the country far enough" is in a different ballpark from "didn't accomplish anything". At least he had Obamacare (another Trump failure since he didn't repeal it)

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u/lilbithippie Dec 07 '21

Yea trump did nothing and people praise him, I do my best to ignore Trump. Obama did a bit, turtle mitch made sure he couldn't do more, and here I am still giving him shit.

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u/GastonBastardo Dec 07 '21

It's like when an undercover cop does a bump of coke to keep his cover from being blown, but replace "bump of coke" with "sex-trafficked minor." Totally understandable. /s

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u/in_one_ear_ Dec 07 '21

They are either Trumpers or people that just discovered a whole bunch of gullible people who treat a profiteering orange sexual predator like the second coming of jesus.

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u/lilbithippie Dec 07 '21

Little bit of A and a lot of big of B

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u/Maximillion666ian Dec 07 '21

The court papers filed by the then underage girl raped by Trump and Epstein. She withdrew the accusations after being harassed. https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Lawsuit.pdf

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u/LostWoodsInTheField Dec 07 '21

She withdrew the accusations after being harassed.

ugh, why does everyone think Trump would do anything like this. He would never have had that poor girl harassed, no sir. Just like he didn't sleep with a porn star and then have her threatened in front of her infant child that if she didn't take the campaign money he was secretly wanting to funnel to her to keep quiet 'something would happen'.

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u/008Zulu Dec 06 '21

They will be selling books, but only for burning.

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u/Erulastiel Dec 06 '21

Nah. It's gonna be Trump's coffee table book and his one that he "published" prior.

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u/Candid_Beyond_674 Dec 06 '21

The ones that he didn't write at all, such as Art of the Deal.

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u/soulofsilence Dec 06 '21

Sure, but he did hire the guy who wrote the Art of the Deal which shows incredible business savvy /s

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u/Candid_Beyond_674 Dec 07 '21

Also he's really business savvy because he has a lot of money from doing what only the very skilled can do: being born to a rich family

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u/leighanthony12345 Dec 07 '21

TBF he has shown an unbelievable skill for the grift. I mean the cash he’s raised off the back of his big lie.. I have to admit I did not see that coming

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u/ImVeryBadWithNames Dec 07 '21

I don’t think its that he’s skilled at grift. It’s that people are really stupid.

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u/camopdude Dec 07 '21

I know you put the /s there but the ghostwriter for his book did say he couldn't believe how good of a deal Trump gave him to write it.

Particularly telling is the arrangement Trump made with Tony Schwartz, his ghostwriter for The Art of the Deal. "Most writers for hire receive a flat fee, or a relatively modest percentage of any money the book earns," Schwartz said, but he got fully 50 percent of the $500,000 advance plus half of all royalties and nearly equal billing on the cover, with his name listed second but in the same size font.

"What should have been a great deal on a book about negotiation actually is one of the most interesting pieces of evidence that [Trump is] not a good negotiator," Harvard Business School negotiating professor Deepak Malhotra told Politico. "I don't think there's a better ghostwriting deal out there."

https://theweek.com/speedreads/776562/trump-didnt-great-deal-art-deal

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u/Ben409 Dec 07 '21

I’m gonna go with Jewish space laser deactivators and horse paste.

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u/lol2haha Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

And another grift. The supporters of the party of fiscal responsibility sure are easily duped when it comes to money.

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u/Primary-Visual114 Dec 07 '21

Stuff made in China, like everywhere else.

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u/Candid_Beyond_674 Dec 07 '21

It's amazing how little the GQP does about China besides saying racist things. Trump loves China and even thanked Xi for "transparency" about COVID-19. All his merchandise? Made in China. But Biden is the Chinese puppet to them, because his son did business in... Ukraine? Trumpers are another breed, I swear.

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u/astrangeone88 Dec 07 '21

Racism is easy for them. But they will not make a change in their spending habits because it's easier to buy made in China goods than to spend the cash on local stuff.

I mean as a queer person I have companies I refuse to spend money on.

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u/UnlikelyKaiju Dec 07 '21

Trumpers are another breed, I swear.

Yeah, mutant.

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u/oatmealparty Dec 07 '21

No, Biden is a Chinese puppet because China is bad and Joe Biden is bad therefore Biden = China. Also, communism. Also, no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet. I rest my case.

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u/p4lm3r Dec 07 '21

Yeah, but what is the Marine angry about?

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u/Grogosh Dec 07 '21

Being forced to take one more vaccine over the dozens they got in boot.

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u/thnksqrd Dec 07 '21

They should just hide it in the crayons

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u/HeywoodJaBlessMe Dec 07 '21

Used truck nuts and Made-In-China Flags emporiun.

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u/pantsuitmafia Dec 07 '21

Used truck nuts. I needed that laugh

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u/Wam_2020 Dec 07 '21

They buy their wives dildos with Biden face and Anal plugs of a replica of Trumps mushroom dick.

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u/iHeartHockey31 Dec 07 '21

Im guessing whatever it is, its probably not licensed, infringes on trademarks and consists mostly of stuff made in china.

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u/burningxmaslogs Dec 07 '21

The Red E belongs to Teresa Earnhardt and/or DEI Inc

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u/T33CH33R Dec 07 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

Apparently, "keep politics out of business" only applies to libs and POCs.

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u/PapaSteveRocks Dec 07 '21

The latest IQ test. Say “let’s go” and see who responds “Brandon.” Those who respond will have 2-digit IQs.

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u/astrangeone88 Dec 07 '21

Lol. You'd get a bunch of Pokemon fans saying Let's Go Eevee!

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u/BurlyKnave Dec 07 '21

"Let's go Brandon" somehow code for "Fuck Joe Biden"

Fuck is a word used most often used related to sex and copulation.

So my guess is this is an adult sex toy story specializing in strap-ons and octogenarian gay porn.

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u/Gamma_Fluid Dec 06 '21

This is my hometown and I couldn’t be more disappointed

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u/maytheforcepeewithu Dec 07 '21

Where is this. Im from Massachusetts and I thought we were better then this

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u/Gamma_Fluid Dec 07 '21

Hanson, it used to be just a Trump themed store. All chinese knockoff stuff, the irony is incredible.

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u/Kqtawes Dec 07 '21

Is it really ironic though. Most of the cheap crap Trump peddled was made in China.

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u/Blastergasm Dec 07 '21

I don't think it's the one in this photo but I just saw an article about one opening in North Attleborough, these people are fucked in the head lmao

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u/stephelan Dec 07 '21

I was actually super shocked to see it’s in Massachusetts. I live in a super blue part of MA so I’m super sheltered from this sort of thing.

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u/TrumpIsACuntBitch Dec 07 '21

Super

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u/kerplookie488 Dec 07 '21

Right? The adjective they’re looking for is “wicked” - what is this Super nonsense?

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u/TrumpIsACuntBitch Dec 07 '21

Correct. Using anything other than "wicked" makes me suspicious of this person's residence

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u/the1and0nlyalex Dec 07 '21

Unfortunately we are not immune to idiots

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u/newenglandpolarbear Dec 07 '21

At least we have the fewest.

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u/Able_Buffalo Dec 06 '21 All-Seeing Upvote

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u/Prolapsia Dec 07 '21

It's not just a store, I've seen those people setting up tables at community events. It's pretty embarrassing.

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u/nlpnt Dec 07 '21

Naming your business after a meme that's already stale. It's the new "90s Nails".

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u/UnivStudent2 Dec 07 '21

Wtf does this mean??? I keep seeing this and the only theme I see is idiocracy

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u/last_arg_of_kings Dec 07 '21

It's from a video of a reporter who tried to claim the crowd was chanting 'let's go Brandon' instead of what they were clearly chanting 'fuck Joe Biden'. The joke is that the reporter was supposedly trying to change reality to fit the reporters narrative. 'fake news' to them. Doesn't really mean anything.

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u/JFaustX Dec 07 '21

Joe really lives in these people's heads. They're more obsessed with him than his actual supporters. And they think this is a sign of dominance. Petty and weak. It's irrational fear projected as hate.

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u/SullenSparrow Dec 07 '21

They're really such a weird cult...

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u/Funkiebunch Dec 06 '21

Except for those little pocket constitutions that they never read

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u/have_you_eaten_yeti Dec 07 '21

Stickers, they love stickers. If only they'd gotten more gold stars in elementary school we might have avoided this whole thing.

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u/SouthBaySmith Dec 07 '21

I don't know why it took me so long to finally figure it out. All those super dumbass Trump pop-up shops on the sidewalk are not just some kind of super Trumper fan club, they are actually people who are producing garbage merchandise to sell to garbage people. They're taking advantage of the mindless Trumper supporters that are happy to part with their money to show their ignorance. A fool and their money are soon parted or something like that.

They tried to rip off trumpers with let's build the wall foundation that was clearly just a way to grift morons.

Selling bleach and calling it a covid cure, as a means of grifting the morons.

So this kind of Let's Go Brandon superstore only seems appropriate, right?

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u/PhyterNL Dec 07 '21

What I enjoy most about this silliness is that "Let's Go Brandon" is really just a form of self-censorship so that they can say "Fuck Joe Biden" in public.

Conservatives, "You can't censor me! I'll say what I want when I want! Fuck Joe Bi... I mean Let's Go Brandon! HA! Take that!!!"

Like, huh?

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u/slut_trek Dec 06 '21

Shhhh. They’re paying sales tax.

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u/elmwoodblues Dec 07 '21

Depends, pillows, Goya, and ivermectin

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u/Insolator Dec 07 '21

Somebody should open a Bye Don store.

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u/OzzieSlim Dec 07 '21

If you really want to see some profiteering off the stupid….. https://www.shoptpusa.com/collections/activist

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