r/HolUp Oct 21 '21 Hugz 55 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Take My Energy 2 Bravo! 1 Dread 1 Silver 42 Helpful 44 Wholesome 44

How villians are made..

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u/Guns_Glitz_Grime Oct 21 '21 Plucky Cat Paw

Dog: okay I won't pee inside anymore and I won't sneak food out of the refrigerator.

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u/wcollins260 Oct 21 '21

Your dogs gets into the fridge?

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u/thewhisperinthewind Oct 21 '21

Not anymore

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u/cly_left_the_chat Oct 21 '21

The dogs like

"You could've just asked"

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u/HerrLogic Oct 21 '21

No. You do not truly know someone, until you fight them.

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 Oct 21 '21

This is why I kill kids and babies. Helps me to understand them.

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u/Limp-Nothing2467 Oct 21 '21

Damn 5 comments in and reddit always turns so dark so damn quick…

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

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u/fire_born Oct 21 '21

Plot twist - John Wick is the dog.

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u/NewtGroundbreaking26 Oct 21 '21

The dog later went and blew up a hospital

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u/whodattguy Oct 21 '21

Hol up

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u/SupaMut4nt Oct 21 '21

The real Hol up always in the comments

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u/Reading_Rainboner Oct 21 '21

I caught my dog cooking a damn rotisserie chicken yesterday!

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u/wcollins260 Oct 21 '21

I’d give a treat for that. I wish I could come home to a rotisserie chicken.

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u/ShiftyStilez Oct 21 '21

He say the dog was cooking not that the dog shared

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u/Omichula Oct 21 '21

I bought child locks yesterday because my cat keeps opening the freezer and my dog opens the fridge.

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u/wcollins260 Oct 21 '21

My cat opens my cabinets and goes inside for a nap.

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u/Omichula Oct 21 '21

I wish it was just sleeping they did. They will steal food. I found raw chicken breasts in my closet from the freezer and my dog put the hot dog buns from the fridge into my roommates closet.

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u/doubled112 Oct 21 '21

What a smell that could end up being.

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u/AnArdentAtavism Oct 21 '21

Huskies will do this. Not sure about other breeds, but I've known a couple that will get into cupboards, refrigerators, desks, and one that figured out how to push a chair over and get into the freezer.

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u/Random_name46 Oct 21 '21

I had to lock my fridge because of my dog. Took awhile to notice that things like cheese and hotdogs were missing because my husband thought I ate them and I didn't know he had bought more. So he helped himself frequently and closed the door behind him.

He was found out when we discovered the stash of wrappers he had buried under furniture.

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u/Ill_Station8009 Oct 21 '21

Often do things that ordinary people can not understand! Haha

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u/ducksmash999 Oct 21 '21

how else would i keep the meat fresh?

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen Oct 21 '21

On second thought, teaching my dog to fetch me a beer from the fridge was a bad idea

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u/jacobob81 Oct 21 '21

My chihuahua used to open the cabinet, sneak in it, push a full 3 foot trash can out to knock it over, then get what she wanted from it. She weighed 4 pounds. Once she happily pranced into my room with a whole McDonald’s burger in her mouth. I then found a stash of fries hidden under her blanket in her doggy bed.

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u/this-usrnme-is-takn Oct 21 '21

I mean I’m not even angry, I’m impressed!

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u/NeverRespondsToInbox Oct 21 '21

Lots of dogs figure it out. This is why I don't think teaching dogs to get you a beer is a good idea.

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u/Bootziscool Oct 21 '21

My rabbit will hop in the fridge if you open it while she's in the kitchen

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u/dwalt95 Oct 21 '21

Dog: ok I will stop sleeping with your wife

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u/DogmanDOTjpg Oct 21 '21

I have a pic of my gf asleep in bed and my dog tucked in sleeping like a human next to her.

Captioned it "caught my girl in bed with my best friend"

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u/lorenzomofo Oct 21 '21

beastie friends?

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u/StackKong Oct 21 '21

Bro, we need pics of the cute doggo.

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u/DogmanDOTjpg Oct 21 '21

He's in my pfp if that helps haha I'll have to get back to you with more

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u/SalmonOnTrampoline Oct 21 '21

Reminds me of a familyGuy episode

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u/veryblandman Oct 21 '21

This is legit

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u/dwalt95 Oct 21 '21

Hol up within the hol up

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u/Io_Otonashi Oct 21 '21

Hol up within the hol up within the hol up

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u/flintlock0 Oct 21 '21

“You were sneaking food out of the fridge?!”

“I can’t speak English. Bark.”

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u/JHilltheSinger Oct 21 '21

Dog: did you just kill my cousin!?!?..sleep well tonight hooman..if you can..

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u/Barcodeman__47 Oct 21 '21 Hugz

Now why would you do this

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u/T1M0rtal Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21 Wholesome Hugz

Views... Just gotta get the dog to sit there, play the game then call its name at the right moment and the edit it with no audio and a song over the top and thats a bingo!

Also have you heard how huskies howl? The owners are sending a clear message!

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u/chkpancake775 Oct 21 '21

Facts

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u/DeletedByAuthor Oct 21 '21

Bears eat beets

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u/RALawliet Oct 21 '21

bears beets battlestar galactica

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u/brockoala Oct 21 '21

I guess most of us knew this but still upvote for the flawless performance.

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u/destiny24 Oct 21 '21

This may come as a shock, but you can enjoy material even when its scripted. Crazy, huh.

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u/brockoala Oct 21 '21

Imagine watching thousands of hours of scripted videos at the cinema and even have to pay a premium for that. Pure madness!

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u/gandamu_ml Oct 21 '21

Based on a true story. Well ok no, but it's got me and my dog and I play games.

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u/BackwardsLongJump- Oct 21 '21

They the way the dog turned its head was more attentive than concerned

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u/Guanthwei Oct 21 '21

"Do it again, I need to study this, for research"

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u/ProfilerXx Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

As a dog owner I can confirm, my friends dogs and mine were scared when will Smith choked Sam to death

Dogs sometimes understand more than we think

Edit: thrilled to scared

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u/StimpakJunkie Oct 21 '21

Right...

You don't think maybe the dog was matching your friend's energy? Because I think you'd be surprised how little dogs understand.

They're smart, don't get me wrong. But that didn't happen lmao

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u/ProfilerXx Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

I think the dogs were scared by the sounds the dog made. Unlike in this video but yah I really think that dogs are capable of recognising a dog in pain or whatever.

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u/cindyhadalisp Oct 21 '21

Used to babysit for a family with 2 dogs. One would become very upset and cry everytime that ASPCA commercial with Sara McLachlan singing would come on. She would stare hard at the TV, stomp her front feet and whine. The other one took no notice at all.

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u/MiloRoast Oct 21 '21

Some dogs are smarter than others, especially if they are older and spend a lot of time around people. I had a pup that would surprise me all the time with the things that he recognized verbally and otherwise, so I just basically started talking to him like a human and it was as if he understood most of what I was saying. There's obviously body language cues and whatnot that we had grown familiar with over the years, but many times it was obvious he just knew (or could interpret) what people were saying. I could be sitting on the couch and tell him "go wait for me in the kitchen" without any body language, and he'd get up and go do it. At one point in our lives I would let him take himself out to use the bathroom regularly, but the neighbors weren't super happy about that lol. I'd just leave the back door open, and when he had to go he would basically just come check in with me, I'd say something like "ok you can go outside but don't go in the driveway", and he would just go take himself out, use the restroom, and come back in without any fuss.

In some of his final days, he had a very aggressive cancer and was having trouble moving much, so I would carry him outside to use the restroom. One time my girlfriend and I were talking about how there must be a more comfortable solution than carrying him outside, as we were a bit worried about squishing his belly too much...and he basically interrupted us by getting up and walking onto this flatbed cart I had out. He literally gave us the solution to the problem we were discussing. I miss my little man so much, he was so brilliant.

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u/hans_erlend 17d ago

😭😭😭

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u/Imnotusuallysexist Oct 21 '21

I think maybe you aren’t actually aware of what dogs can understand. I’ve lived around GSD’s all of my life, and they can tell by listening to breakfast banter what the plan for the day is. My current GSD is kind of an idiot, but his father was a dog genius. I’m talking bringing the (correct) car keys and the toy if he’s going to be included, beach toys for the kids if we are going to the beach, his toys only if he’s going too, which vehicle we will take depending on who is going, and if we will be going to the store or not, including barking if we take what he thinks is a wrong turn. He also hitched rides on mototaxis to get home when we left him at a friends house, but he got the money thing wrong, he tried to take money from the taxi driver.

So, I think it depends. I’ve also had dogs that didn’t understand gravity, so ymmv.

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u/kevin9er Oct 21 '21

How did he tell the taxi where to go

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u/Imnotusuallysexist Oct 21 '21

Funny story. We live up about 6km on a mountain road. At the bottom, there is a place where the moto taxis park and wait for fares. The friend we left the dog with lives at the bottom of the mountain, near the mototaxista stop.

King had only seen mototaxis dropping people off at the hacienda. He always checked them out, sniffing, and since we taught him to pick up money, he always sniffed at the money changing hands.

Anyway, apparently he watched the mototaxis take people up the hill from our friends yard. About 5 days in to our 6 vacation, he casually jumps the fence ( it was not high but he never showed an interest in jumping it before) and hops on the back (!) of a mototaxi, apparently just as confident as anything. All of the drivers know us, and since he couldn’t be dissuaded from getting back up on any running bike, one of the drivers decided to bring him up to our hacienda. We weren’t there, and the gate was shut, but he hopped off and went through our fence and into the property.

When our friend got home, the taxis told him what happened, he went up to try to find the dog, but he was not to be found. When we got home the next day, he was waiting for us.

Later that day, the Motoconcho came up and said we owed him 150 pesos, ( pretty surreal, really) so I handed him 500 and he got change out. King jumped up and took the wad of cash he had and ran off with it. He had never done this before. His whole thing with cash was if he found it he would bring it to us for a reward. He had watched Motoconchos drop off and make change countless times. Never acted like he wanted the cash, but always sniffed it.

We think that he thought there was some cash thing that was supposed to happen with the Motoconcho ( there always is) but we will never know, and we never found the cash.

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u/Bearturnedhuman Oct 21 '21

Still cute and a little funny

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u/SuprDog Oct 21 '21

and thats a bingo!

we just say bingo

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u/VillageBuilder Oct 21 '21

More likely than not the dog was watching the TV, possibly because of weird noises, and the owner took advantage of the situation by filming and calling his name. Would take some very pointless shaping to teach your dog to stare at the tv for one quick tiktok.

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u/inphanta Oct 21 '21

That’s exactly what the dog’s face said.

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u/Tratix Oct 21 '21

Friendly reminder that it’s staged and they called the dogs name at the end. Look at the ear move

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u/TriCityTingler Oct 21 '21

Something wrong with that person..

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u/jckseouljah87 Oct 21 '21

Where are my testicles summer? They were removed, where have they gone?

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u/_fapi_ Oct 21 '21

You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white.

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u/Fancy-Commission-598 Oct 21 '21

Dog will grow up and develop a game where dogs kill hoomans

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u/bosshumperdink Oct 21 '21

100% I would play that

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u/hectah Oct 21 '21

Human Hunter.

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u/deltashmelta Oct 21 '21

Hooman Hoonter

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u/Due_Strike_457 Oct 21 '21

World War WOOF

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u/Guanthwei Oct 21 '21

Call of Doggy: Barkzone

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u/mirado Oct 21 '21

Bark Ops

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u/Guanthwei Oct 21 '21

Call of Poochy: Growl at War

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u/xXBigdeagle85Xx Oct 21 '21

Bravo six going bark

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u/Guanthwei Oct 21 '21

BARKRIGUEZ, SECURE BARKERTOWN!

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u/cheapdrinks Oct 21 '21

Pitbull Simulator™

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u/PoisonedTeaComics Oct 21 '21

Deer Avenger already, with the same premise.

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u/stone500 Oct 21 '21

"Help! I'm horny! And I have a pizza!"

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u/Deraj2004 Oct 21 '21

Such a dumb game, cant believe my parents let me play that back in the day.

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u/poopellar Oct 21 '21

Call of Doggy

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u/gowke Oct 21 '21

Avatar checks out

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u/SaeByeokGoesToJeju Oct 21 '21

Sounds like your mom would lead the way on that one

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u/bustafrac Oct 21 '21

i mean... the dog was gunna kill the hooman... till he resisted...

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u/Guanthwei Oct 21 '21

"Why did you make him stop? He was going to kill the human..."

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21

Sounds like some game your mom would make

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u/GambleTor92 Oct 21 '21

There is already a Deer Hunting game just like that.

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u/FuckThisShittySit3 Oct 21 '21

the best part of the game will be when you bite a human whos armed and you die, and then the screen will show a PETA van pulling up at the game over screen.

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u/SuddenlySucc_New Oct 21 '21

Where are my testicles, summer?

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u/billigesbuch Oct 21 '21

Dead to Rights

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u/BasicallyAggressive Oct 21 '21

Looking for a holup day 227

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u/Fancy-Commission-598 Oct 21 '21

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u/Caboclo-Is2yearsAway Oct 21 '21

Predictable

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u/YaronL16 Oct 21 '21

Not predictable because hitler did a shit lot of drugs, the video is incorrect

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u/drawfanstein Oct 21 '21

That’s what I’m fucking talking about right there

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u/CarlLlamaface Oct 21 '21

Hitler wasn't vegetarian though...

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u/sexytokeburgerz Oct 21 '21

I called it immediately

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u/metalguru1975 Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

Song?

Edit- thanks for the info guys.

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u/chandu27leon Oct 21 '21

Some weird version of the song "For the damaged coda"

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u/reeeeeeeee-bruh Oct 21 '21

It always puts me in the feels.. damn Rick and Morty.

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u/metalguru1975 Oct 21 '21

Thanks guy.

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u/csorfab Oct 21 '21

thank God somebody noticed it's not the original. I hate these shitty-ass covers that I imagine make it to tiktok for copyight reasons. It's the musical equivalent of gaslighting. There's a shitty version of the Jackass theme that popped up a few times in these vids, and no one seems to care or even notice

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u/MauiMoisture Oct 21 '21

Musical equivalent of gas lighting..lol

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u/60TPLewandowskiego Oct 21 '21

So I know which song it is, but it's not the original. Does anybody know this version?

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u/Thesaurususaurus Oct 21 '21

Yeah this cover is kinda dick and balls

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u/And009 Oct 21 '21

Remember it playing in the one with president morty.

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u/piccolo3nj Oct 21 '21

Actually kinda hard to find. Thanks to Chandu for the initial clue: The Evil Morty theme https://youtu.be/1hb-DcCCV80

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

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u/pseeena Oct 21 '21

YEAH HAHA THEY TOO STUPID TO GET IT PROBABLY MY MAN

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u/Ghenges Oct 21 '21

Reddit: The front page of TikTok

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u/Scott_Jenkins-Martin Oct 21 '21

Seriously. I just want to not see tiktok for one day on reddit.

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u/SoftZombie5710 Oct 22 '21

I don't understand this view, it's a platform that hosts a range of content, just like all the others.

It's creators that we watch, I don't have TikTok, but I've seen videos I like from there on Reddit, a lot are informative, because of what I follow, so it's not all about the dumb shit

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u/jonr Oct 21 '21

What song is that, it sounds so familiar, but I can't remember the name.

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u/fish312 Oct 21 '21

For the damaged coda

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u/CatnipEvergreens Oct 21 '21

Other people have said the song name. Artist is Blonde Redhead.

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u/i_like_lasanga Oct 21 '21

Evil Morty song

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u/DZMBA Oct 21 '21

Wait it's original from Rick and morty?

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u/pooptuna Oct 21 '21

No, the song is 20 years old.

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u/i_like_lasanga Oct 21 '21

No I don't think so I just know it's from that

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u/Apersonwhodoestuff Oct 21 '21

Far Cry 6 is a good game

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u/Guys-in-bananas Oct 21 '21

If I enjoyed FC5, would you say that I should try out 6? I’ve been on the fence

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u/Bitemarkz Oct 21 '21 edited Oct 21 '21

Ya, it’s very much a FarCry game through and through. Tonally it’s closer to 3-4 in regards to its setting, but the gameplay is very much a slight evolution of 5. I hope for the next one that evolution is more than slight, but if you’re a fan of the series then you’ll probably like this one too. The narrative is probably the best in the series so far. They’ve leaned more into the RPG aspects of the game, so you’ll notice more spongey enemies early on, plus there’s perks associated with gear sets and guns. There’s still a ton to do, albeit not all great, but mostly fun. Worth the money I’d say if you liked 5.

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u/edward_snowedin Oct 21 '21

yes, its a little more serious. i love it

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u/Crazyace352 Oct 21 '21

If you liked 3 and 4, you will like 6

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u/Feeling_Buy_4983 Oct 22 '21

Is that the game he's playing?

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u/Apersonwhodoestuff Oct 22 '21

From what I can tell yes

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u/Therealsibz Oct 21 '21

I've seen some shit on Reddit, but that's fucked up lol

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u/Downtown_Resort8680 Oct 21 '21

or will live long enough to become a villain so dogs can kill

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u/trappedinthisxy Oct 21 '21

When you realize your owner is ATF

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u/Donkeyfish44 Oct 21 '21

You monster!

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u/WaghaBahaga Oct 21 '21

You think that dog has any clue what's going on? Dude probably just called him after the death

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u/MojoHoeJoe Oct 21 '21

Yep, notice no sound lol

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u/hamacavula42 Oct 21 '21

I think it’s called joking/comedy, it’s something humans do.

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u/GodsSwampBalls Oct 21 '21

My guess is there is a whimper sound effect when the dog dies. My dogs don't give a fuck about things on a screen but dog sounds get their attention immediately.

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u/WubWubWolf Oct 21 '21

You are a very fun person to be with I can tell

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u/Pods_MagicRod Oct 21 '21

That's cold

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u/NegaJared Oct 21 '21

man

this hurt

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u/RoRoar350 Oct 21 '21

Why would you do that I genuinely feel sad now

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u/Guardian_fire Oct 21 '21

That is messed up having your dog in there watching.

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u/bennypres Oct 21 '21

Fr I don’t like that the games have the main character killing animals

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u/BiigDawwgg Oct 21 '21

Yo the way he looked back when he died lmaooo

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u/nowitsshit Oct 21 '21

“Son of a….”

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u/its0matt Oct 21 '21

I'm not going to lie. Killing all those Rottweilers got to me LOL

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u/foxy_grandpa73 Oct 21 '21

Ikr. I don’t get why so many AAA games these days make you kill dogs. Especially uncool cuz I’m pretty sure you can’t pet the dogs in FC6.

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u/okhkr Oct 21 '21

Proceeds to pull out a bullet out of arm

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u/curiousarcher Oct 21 '21

It’s the ear for me!

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u/WDJam Oct 21 '21

I have a German Shepherd with a floppy ear. I dunno where I was going with this, but there you go ig

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u/Zenmanc Oct 21 '21

Dogs gonna need glasses.

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u/JustARegularDeviant Oct 21 '21

Snowflake is my slave name, Jerry

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u/slowerthai Oct 21 '21

If you love your pet please don’t do this to them

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u/user12345online Oct 21 '21

But it's a wolf not a dog

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u/Astrova95 Oct 21 '21

Where are my testicles summer

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u/Isaiahayah Oct 21 '21

I know it’s just a video game but that actually kinda made me sad he had to see that. XD

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u/Remote_Salad949 Oct 21 '21

So they put music over the video to hide the fact you called the dogs name after a scripted event, uhhhuh uhah yeah that’s funny

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u/SNTMLI Oct 21 '21

bite hip get clip

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u/FakeyBoii Oct 21 '21

That beatdrop was disappointing why wasn't it the original

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u/DriftKingZee Oct 21 '21

This broke my heart more than it should have

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u/Devils-Broccoli Oct 21 '21

The same dumbass look my dog gives lol

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u/Suspicious-Year-3825 Oct 21 '21

Damn that’s fucked up

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u/JayIsADumbSloth Oct 21 '21

Ahhh that’s the new Far Cry 6

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u/GwaziMagnum Oct 21 '21

My heart breaks for that dog

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u/alt_loop Oct 21 '21

And the dog took it personally

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u/lehj916 Oct 21 '21

Dog's like: bad hooman kill my fwend 🥺

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u/halflifer2k Oct 21 '21

Not how villains are made! That doggo looked back with a face that said “I’ll never bite you, I swear!”

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u/deathbringer70 Oct 21 '21

This is actually very awful, jeez

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u/Killerklown8212 Oct 21 '21

“I will never see you the same again”-Dog

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u/relightit Oct 21 '21

fps is garbage feels even for dogs

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u/this-usrnme-is-takn Oct 21 '21

What sort of shit game allows you to kill animals. Ffs

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u/Janamalous Oct 21 '21

What breed of dog is this?

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u/Vocondus Oct 21 '21

No positive reinforcement. Show him the person petting Boomer in Far Cry 5

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u/amerom1012 Oct 22 '21

I wonder if he actually understood what happened on the TV