r/Cringetopia Dec 06 '21 Wholesome 15 Silver 9 Helpful 8

How to get rid of bad breath after swallowing shit 4x Non-Cringe / 54x Cringe / 3x Satire / 30x Chad / 2x Meta NSFW

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u/HugeFuckinAnimeTits Motorboat Me Daddy Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 06 '21

I see a lot of people talking about kink shaming and reporting this. Kink shaming isn’t against the rules and this isn’t “promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability”.

Please stop.

Edit: You can say what you want here but please don’t go to that sub and bother them. This is something that’s against sitewide rules and if it’s obvious that you are going there because of this post to harass them you will get banned from here. The admins will even ban you from the site for brigading. Just don’t do it.

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u/Hairyelephant666 Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 06 '21 Silver

I wonder if the post nut clarity is a nightmare for these guys

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u/ohkaycue Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 06 '21 Silver

I remember a post on an askreddit thread where dude masterbated to scat and hired a escort scat porn actress to poop in his mouth. She mentioned most men don’t like it after the poop hits their mouth, but he’s like naw it’s gonna be so hot

Turns out, poop in your mouth is really fucking gross and he learns this the second poop goes in his mouth leaves her butt. But he doesn’t want to be embarrassed about not actually like it so he swallows the whole thing

So, to answer your question, yeah it seems like it’s a nightmare

Edit: fixed some details I misremembered and was corrected on

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u/nopornat6pm Dec 06 '21 Silver

I think about that guy's post every once in a while. I think he said the instant it came out her ass he regretted it but just went through the whole thing anyway. But after that he was totally done with scat stuff. Dude didn't even nut but the clarity lasted a lifetime. She did videos too, he was a big fan of her work which is why he hired her. Never meet your heroes, people.

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u/Stopjuststop3424 Dec 06 '21

or at the very least, dont eat their shit lol. It might ruin it for you.

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u/Nightdreamer87 Dec 07 '21

Now dude knows shit gets real.

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u/CSMastermind Dec 06 '21

Why in the absolute fuck would you hire another human to shit in your mouth without even trying to eat some a little bit first?

Not pro-shit-eating here but it's just common sense, you get a new hobby you have to gradually build up to the bigger stuff.

What you're describing is like teaching someone to ski by taking them to a black diamond and giving them a push. Like what did you think the outcome of that was going to be?

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u/SouthPenguinJay Dec 06 '21

Ayyo my sister tried that ski thing with me

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u/BoltonSauce Dec 06 '21

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but I think your sister was trying to kill you.

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u/WolfeTheMind Dec 06 '21

My dad tried it with me. I was 28. Snowboarding. Let's just say I thought my shoulders and my tailbone were done for by the time I finally crab walked my sad way down the mountain

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u/goosesgoat m'ladies Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

It’s gotta be some mammalian instinct to forcefully reject it. No way our millions of years of evolution would allow us to enjoy the waste product of another human being.

Edit: I have been seeing a lot of people talk about their dogs eating shit. My dog does it all the time. What I find interesting is I’ve never seen him eat other dog shit. It’s only ever other animals.

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u/garynuman9 Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 07 '21

If John McAfee wasn't dead he'd be furiously writing an amphetamine fueled rebuttal.

But he's dead soo granted a sample size of 1 is a bit small - but 1/1 people I know for a fact enjoyed eating shit have killed themselves.

Not that I needed one, but in case someone does - there's a good reason to not eat shit, if "no... it's shit, wtf" wasn't enough for you.

Edit: to all the people who are dumb. John McAfee was a liar and a snake oil salesman who committed suicide in Spanish jail. There is no conspiracy. He didn't file taxes from 2013-2018 - that whole time he was tweeting like mad promoting crypto pump & dumps for pay & ignored the IRS & fled to a country that gladly extradites to the US.

He died broke, alone, and by his own hand. I feel no sympathy - he was not a good person, and he did it all to himself.

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u/p0mphius Dec 07 '21

Wait, John McAfee was a poo devourer?

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u/FURIOUSLY_LAZY Dec 06 '21

Turns out, poop in your mouth is really fucking gross

I just wanna take a second to thank all the great minds in history for inventing the internet so I could read sentences like this written by somebody probably a half a world away from me. What a time to be alive.

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u/Lowkey_HatingThis Dec 06 '21 Wholesome

Imagine being so socially inept you eat an entire shit because you don't want to tell the person you paid that you didn't like it.

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u/Broken-Butterfly Dec 07 '21

You know what's worse? She probably doesn't like it either. She only does it for the money and probably uses fake poop in videos because WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE BE IN TO POOP?

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u/mmmegan6 Dec 07 '21

Just like many fetishes, I think a lot of people are into them in theory, or in porn, but IRL it’s like nahhhh. Like incest is one of the most broadly-watched genres but most of those people I doubt would fuck their family if the situation arose.

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u/ForumFluffy Dec 07 '21

Fantasy vs reality, a normal person can separate the two but some will mix the two and make fantasies a reality regardless of the taboo nature or how it could harm someone or something.

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u/Seesyounaked Dec 06 '21

But he doesn’t want to be embarrassed about not actually like it so he swallows the whole thing

When eating dinner at a friends, you should always make sure to finish your plate I guess.

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u/MrIFreePeely Dec 06 '21

Not entirely true. My friends have gently requested that I stop eating their plates.

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u/taint_of_love Dec 06 '21

The worst is the post nut nuts. Picking them out of your teeth.

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u/SniffMeHardish Dec 06 '21

I have no words. Well done

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u/Reptilian_Owl_9001 Dec 06 '21

I think that any semblance of whatever clarity may have once existed has long since vanished from the lives of these people.

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u/MegaSeedsInYourBum Dec 06 '21

Yeah but at one point you had to feel ashamed. I can’t imagine anyone starts out eating some of (hopefully) their own shit, goes “Oh fuck YEAH”, and just rides that high.

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Dec 06 '21

These types of people don't normally have normal lives growing up. They didn't just start as an adult. They've probably been living in squalor and being depraved individuals since a young age.

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u/CVanScythe Dec 06 '21

I'm too high for this shit, man. Wtf am I reading? What are these people? Lol

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u/IAmJuniorB Dec 06 '21 Helpful

Assuming there is clarity at all

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u/FoilTarmogoyf Dec 06 '21

This is profoundly true and equally disgusting

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u/yitzchak24 Dec 06 '21

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u/Prismt Dec 06 '21

Why. The. Fuck. Did I click on that

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u/Myu_The_Weirdo Dec 06 '21

Im gonna regret this

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u/br0f Dec 06 '21

Everyone who’s thinking about checking it out: it’s worse than you imagined.

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u/We_Are_Victorius Dec 06 '21

Saw one pic and now I'll never be the same

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u/aaoopaoon Dec 06 '21

Haha what a funny troll account, there’s no way it’s real 😂

clicks on account

oh no

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u/Mei_iz_my_bae Dec 06 '21

The fact that he’s a carti fan makes this so much funnier for some reason

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u/HumberJet Dec 06 '21

His stummy hurt 😔

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u/FORTRESSOFHERCULES Dec 06 '21

Why...did I look at this profile?

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u/BigBossVince Dec 06 '21

I hate you. You know damn well me and a bunch of other curious souls are gonna click that profile.

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u/PhoenixNightingale90 Dec 06 '21

That’s enough internet for today

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u/Bandin03 Dec 06 '21

I love how often he uses the poo emoji.

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u/No-Helicopter-375 Dec 06 '21

This belongs in makemesuffer

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u/Reptilian_Owl_9001 Dec 06 '21 Helpful

These people used to be institutionalized. Now they have support groups on the internet to validate their abnormalities.

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u/hi_im_lorenzo Dec 06 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

In a different shit related subreddit, I saw a guy make a weird comment about wanting to eat a turd so I looked at his profile…the dude stalks a port a potty, waits until it’s clear and literally steals shit from it, freezes it to kill the bacteria, and fucking eats it. Talks about how much he loves trucker shit. He posted the exact location of said port a potty and I’ve thought about reporting it to the police in that area because what the fuck

Edit: he posted the location of the port a potty because someone else was wondering where he gets his “meals” from because he wants some too……

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u/napalm69 never forget Dec 06 '21

In a different shit related subreddit

How many are there? Don't answer that

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u/hi_im_lorenzo Dec 06 '21

Should be noted that the post I’m referring to was just in the “normal” pooping subreddit and all of the port a potty guys posts were in that sub. The sub in OPs post seems to be specifically for people who like eating shit, and the port a potty guy doesn’t seem to know about that one because he has no posts or comments in it

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u/SmileAllDayAllNight Dec 06 '21

What the hell does “normal popping subreddit” even means? People sharing how much of great time they have while pushing one out?

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u/hi_im_lorenzo Dec 06 '21

Haha more like I was sorting by all, clicked a blurred picture and it was a massive turd. Turns out some people just take absolutely massive shits sometimes and want to share it with the world. Also turns out there’s subs for people who want to take that shit home and eat it

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u/SmileAllDayAllNight Dec 06 '21

Sharing your massive turd with other people on internet seems normal compared to boasting how you chucked your entire brown mash. I can’t really wrap my head around the fact that there’s craigslist for donating your shit to someone to eat

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u/830311 Dec 06 '21

Donating.... damn, thought I found something lucrative

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HIGHDEA Dec 06 '21 Silver

I have never had a physical reaction to words on a screen but this had me heavy breathing through clenched teeth and I think I had tunnel vision for a second

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u/yo_boob Dec 06 '21

I am sorry but this is the funniest shit I read all day. Imagine cops being on the lookout for a sex-pest turd thief. How'd that cop briefing go ? Are they obligated to save people's shit from being molested ? Or is it just a simple theft wherein the perpetrator is just stealing the owner's property ? Is shit one's property after it escapes the anus ? Is there consent involved ? I cannot even.

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u/Seejehova Dec 06 '21

freezes it to kill the bacteria

Yeah I don't think that works.

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u/Kr8n8s Dec 06 '21

It’ll probably kill most parasites and lots of bacteria, but many bacteria (and other microorganisms) will be right there as soon as it thaws, and lucky them they won’t know what’s about to happen, they’re about to witness where all that blessed food was coming down from, but it’s the wrong part of the digestive system for them and an acidic deaths awaits.

Someone could try to save itself in the lungs, tho, this is the perfect period to get an ab ingestis pneumonia and one of the maaany reasons we are rightfully and instinctively repelled by turds.

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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks Dec 07 '21 Giggle

I sautee my trucker turds in lard, but ballerina turds in extra-virgin olive oil. Librarian turds cook best in the air fryer!

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u/zanathium Dec 06 '21

the dude stalks a port a potty, waits until it’s clear and literally steals shit from it

Seems like a lot of work.

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u/DownshiftedRare Dec 06 '21

Yeah, why get dressed and dine out when you could enjoy a home-cooked meal?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

GAHHHH MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

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u/taint_of_love Dec 06 '21

Institutionalized. But all he wanted was a poopsie.

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u/Stater_155 Dec 06 '21

These people vote too

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u/Reptilian_Owl_9001 Dec 06 '21

Not necessarily. There's a very high chance that they are too concerned with eating poop to be bothered to vote.

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u/NormalHumanCreature Dec 06 '21 Platinum

Enlightened centrists

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u/Theoroshia Dec 07 '21

Based shit eaters pilled

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u/winterbird Dec 06 '21

No wonder all the shit politicians we have then

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u/ChiyokoHichi Dec 06 '21

I think I just threw up in my mouth reading this- fucking ew

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u/Balancemantis Dec 06 '21

There's something so viscerally grotesque about mentioning slurping it down burping up the flavor.... Also I hate him using the word "turd" when describing what he's eating.

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u/Any-Flamingo7056 Dec 06 '21

Did you HAVE to use "slurping"?

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u/lWinkk Dec 06 '21

Idk why but me reading the word turd in my mind with quotes around it gave me a good chuckle. Thank you.

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u/f-u-whales Dec 06 '21 Helpful

Dont give them ideas!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Imagine bragging that you came while eating your own shit

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u/FortWillis Dec 06 '21

After studying a tutorial on how to do it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

I think the worst part is the fact that it is implied that this person ate turds diluted with water. That’s basically diarrhea

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u/Ryder358 Dec 06 '21

I mean…they never specified it was their own…

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u/Weisdog Dec 06 '21

When she has diarrhea while u eat her out😩

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u/masterofthecontinuum Dec 06 '21

Damn, you made her really wet.

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u/smugempressoftime Dec 06 '21

Humanity is a joke and this is another reason

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u/gokusfart Dec 06 '21

I really thought I've read/seen it all and then this. Why????? Just why?????????????????

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u/Electrical_Worker_82 Dec 06 '21

The only way this makes sense is if they are all trolling each other. Kind of like flat earthers?

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u/zahidilhan Dec 06 '21

If you are eating shit (with pics) to troll, you definitely have some mental problems

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u/jumboface Dec 06 '21

*Lovely Peaches has entered the chat*

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u/im_wudini Dec 06 '21

I hate to tell you this, but I have trolled a LOT of flat earther groups... most of them are not trolling each other.

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u/imanadultok Dec 06 '21

My (and I use this term very loosely) friend is legitimately a flat earther. I have argued with him for 10s of minutes. Before I quit because I have literally anything else better to do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

How are these people still alive? I thought ecoli infections would’ve killed them off by now

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u/zahidilhan Dec 06 '21

Yeah, this reply needs to be at the top. I genuinely do not understand how this kink is even possible to survive

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u/fuckinweirdobviously Dec 06 '21

It's not common to get sick eating your own shit. Even besides e-coli, you do risk upsetting your gut bacteria if you eat shit that isn't your own. But with your own, you don't run that risk and therefore it's mostly pretty safe (but not 100%).

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u/LavishDong Dec 07 '21

This isn't entirely true. When people refer to 'gut' bacteria they're mostly referring to bacteria of the lower intestine. Your stomach is a very different environment than your intestines thus you have extremely different bacteria populating each. Eating your own shit will definitely still throw off this balance. So while eating any poop isn't THAT dangerous, you're still fucking up the microbiome of body part it touches, regardless of who it came out of. But yeah eating someone else's could make you more sick, in basically the same way people get sick who aren't acclimated to a countries cusine.

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u/LavishDong Dec 07 '21

Idk why I posted this.

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u/fdc7719 Dec 06 '21 Table Slap

Yeah. This is a pretty shitty kink.

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u/dopepope1999 Dec 06 '21

Seinfeld music plays

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u/michiococku Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 06 '21

The fecal oral route of infection causes you to get sick from eating poop of an infected person, not just anybody.

EDIT: Changed the word sick to infected. People can be asymptomatic carriers of the harmful E. coli strains.

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u/I_Plunder_Booty I enjoy hating others Dec 06 '21

I dunno man, I just read about someone else eating poop and I'm feeling pretty sick.

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u/PurpleBonesGames Dec 06 '21

congratulations, you got an infection

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u/I_Plunder_Booty I enjoy hating others Dec 06 '21

I hope it gets me out of work for a few days.

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u/TheDarkSharkRises Dec 06 '21 Wholesome

This guy eats shit

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u/FlexDrillerson Dec 06 '21

Big pieces, and for breakfast

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u/youtocin Dec 06 '21

You can get sick from consuming your own shit. Gut bacteria belongs in the gut, putting shit in your mouth can cause an infection elsewhere.

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u/Long_Mechagnome Dec 06 '21

Ecoli bacteria can be found in a healthy persons shit, this is wrong.

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u/frokke Dec 06 '21 Silver Wholesome

Do Not Look At Their Profile

I Did And I Regret :(

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u/xxstaatsxx Dec 06 '21

100% was like “it can’t be that bad”.

Ffs. Can’t unsee it, and can’t stop wanting to.

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u/Firestone117 Dec 06 '21

What’s worse. Seeing Nikocado Avacado’s huge shit stained asshole. Or their profiles? … Because Niks gaping hole is stuck seared into my mind.

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u/memehunter2001 Dec 07 '21

Wait what. Niks what?

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u/Slippingstones Dec 07 '21

I can’t unsee it and it’s causing me to want to talk about it so others can feel my anguish

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u/laxvolley Dec 06 '21

I already regret learning to read

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u/Kwyiagat1 Dec 06 '21

You sir, have saved a soul who was curious. I will not go where you dared to tred. Bless you

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u/Randomness2728 Dec 06 '21

I unfortunately saw this about 2 minutes too late :(

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u/WYs0seri0us Dec 06 '21

I went anyways thinking I’d be fine growing up seeing tub girl, blue waffles, meat spin, etc. I may quit the internet for good after seeing a limited view of that profile.

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u/BidenWontMoveLeft Dec 07 '21

Thanks. Morbid curiosity was pulling me but your comment said all I needed to quell it

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u/Inc0nel Dec 07 '21

Just think, that guy gets off to this shit. Literally.

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u/Garry-The-Snail Dec 07 '21

God damn it, now I have to look…

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u/tinycomment Dec 06 '21

THIS ISN’T FUCKING SATIRE?!?!

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u/dzrtguy Dec 06 '21

Now I'm mad.

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u/DCA2147 Dec 06 '21

Shit like this should not even exist Like wtf some mf Just decided to eat shit and fucking enjoy it

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u/Gryphrey Dec 06 '21

You made me curious and I checked... I was dry heaving for like 3 minutes. What the fuck

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u/vanburenboys Dec 06 '21

Uh so is it a pic of them with a mouthful of shit?

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u/Gryphrey Dec 06 '21

More than 1

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u/vanburenboys Dec 06 '21

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/beccab309 Dec 06 '21

I’ve never been so thankful I have nsfw photos blurred.

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u/Cripnite Dec 06 '21

Real Pro Tip, always in the comments

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u/hennsy11 Dec 06 '21

lol, I don't want to watch, but I am curious now.. can anyone describe what's there?

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u/frokke Dec 06 '21 Silver

Pics of the mans mouth full of shit :(

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u/hennsy11 Dec 06 '21

thanks, sir, I respect your bravery

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u/Creepsinart stupid fucking dumbass loser Dec 06 '21

Also another foto with what is (from post title) that guys girlfriend with her feet covered in shit (green shit where he claims that the shit is green because of vegetables)

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u/derpybull94 Dec 06 '21

Yep... that was a shit experience. Curiosity killed the Cat

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u/4giveness_PerMission Dec 06 '21

Streisand effect hit me hard. Had no plans to until I saw your post, now I can't unsee it.. send help

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u/HeThatMustNotBeNamed Dec 06 '21

Why?? Why would anyone eat that? I had to go look and noped out real quick. I have a strong stomach but those made me queasy.

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u/sluttysisbiscuit Walmart Expert 😎 Dec 06 '21

I nearly threw up

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u/AugieIstrue Dec 06 '21

Can I have a hint so I don’t do it

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u/pitchyditch Dec 06 '21

Usually I ignore these warnings and just follow my morbid curiosity, not this time though. I still feel sick from the screenshot alone.

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u/Webster_Has_Wit Dec 07 '21

Who would have thought the cute female Reddit avatars are two dudes who eat shit for sexual satisfaction?

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u/MustyBeava Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 06 '21 Silver Wholesome

A real shit post here.

Edit: Hands down the lowest effort comment I’ve ever posted and the most upvotes I’ve ever received.

Thank you to all of you beautiful bastards.

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u/calizoomer Dec 06 '21 Silver Helpful hehehehe

OP browses shit fetishist subreddit and is surprised to find people eating shit

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u/Vista9240 Dec 06 '21

No this image came cause dude dm’d someone and one of his active subreddits was r/playboicarti, and the dm was posted over there and people there began combing through his post history

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u/The_BestUsername Dec 06 '21

Average Playboi Carti fan?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 11 '21

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u/empireofsquirt Dec 06 '21

pikachu shocked meme

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u/jacobknigin Dec 06 '21

I think its time to delete the internet

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u/CanadianBeaver1983 Dec 06 '21

What a horrible day to have eyes

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u/sayidOH Dec 06 '21

That sub should be deleted.

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u/squeege Dec 06 '21

Seriously. Fetishes are one thing, but actively consuming feces is pretty dangerous. I don't care if they somehow "kill" the bacteria, this is how diseases spread.

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u/EarsLikeCreamFlaps Dec 06 '21

How would they even do that though? Are veteran shit eaters out there instructing noobs to boil it first or something? Put it in the oven get a nice crispy crust?

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u/bammyboi Dec 06 '21

The smell of that must truly be heinous to the highest degree. Offensive to all the senses

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u/TTBurger88 Dec 06 '21

You know the ole saying "There are old shit eatters and there are bold shit eatters, but there are no old and bold shit eatters".

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u/eggrollking Dec 06 '21

When kink shaming should be encouraged.

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u/ohmywade Dec 06 '21

There are a lot of kinks that should be shamed. Idk where or how the whole " no kink shaming" thing became a thing. This is an example of something that should be shamed.

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u/PogoTempest Dec 06 '21

So why exactly did you seek this out? I can’t imagine this just appeared on your home/recommended.

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u/zahidilhan Dec 06 '21

Okay so basically, I’m active in r/playboicarti and someone from that sub was DM’d by that Poo Devourer guy with some weirdo message. I decided to look at his posts… worst decision of my life. He is the biggest meme of the subreddit today lmao

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u/Funneduck102 Dec 06 '21

It all traces back to r/playboicarti

Also don't know how you got that far, I clicked on their profile and almost threw up at the first post

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u/PogoTempest Dec 06 '21

Honestly that’s pretty believable compared to the”it’s just my weird recommendations” and it’s just the weirdest shit I’ve seen that week. I’ll just take your word for it, some people are just weirdos.

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u/Vista9240 Dec 06 '21

I can vouch we’ve been on this dude all this morning/last night since he popped up, he’s currently doing an ama on r/playboicarti somehow

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u/Junior_Importance_30 stupid fucking dumbass loser Dec 06 '21

People don't actually do that stuff right

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u/zahidilhan Dec 06 '21

Check out his page and see for yourself😭

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u/Junior_Importance_30 stupid fucking dumbass loser Dec 06 '21

I'm a bit scared to ngl

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u/kempofight Dec 06 '21

Also, i thought to take the smart aprouche and check out the users.

Dont.. dont, dont either.

Im done mastrubating for the next 5 to 8 years, im not going to get that image of my face

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u/Aztecius Dec 06 '21

Every time I get curious on Reddit I always end up going to the page I was warned about. But not this time. Fuck that.

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u/alison_bee Dec 06 '21

Same. This is the very first time, in my reddit history of like 10 years, that I have ever walked away from a link.

Awwww y’all I think we’re growing up!!

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u/kempofight Dec 06 '21

Cockringed dicks with wierd disformations as far as my brain could compute

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u/Odd-Chemistry-8379 Dec 06 '21

You warned us, and I didn't listen.

That's enough internet for the year

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u/kempofight Dec 06 '21

Im sorry mate.. im sorry

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u/B4R7H0L0M3W Dec 06 '21

I'm here reading all your messages trying to rid myself of the curiosity... On one hand curious on the other ripping out my eyes with a spoon... fucking hell a hard choice to make...

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u/GrandDaSarge Dec 06 '21

I know you're going to do it. Let me know how it goes so I can stop being curious too.

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u/B4R7H0L0M3W Dec 06 '21

I visited their profiles saw a bottle filled with well you guess what and decided to not venture any further for my own safety.

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u/kempofight Dec 06 '21

Ow you havend seen the cockring flapped dick? Or whwt ever the fuck it was

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u/zahidilhan Dec 06 '21

Yeah, honestly, don’t. You will be sick

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u/Mood4Memes Dec 06 '21

I'm a cam performer and when I dominate guys, they offer to do many things for me, including eating shit (didn't want to ruin their fantasy so I just went with it). I must say, it took some serious mental focus not to show my disgust. I just couldn't believe that they were serious.

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u/420JustBlazeBro Dec 06 '21

So did they eat directly from the trough or did you pack a brown bag lunch? I imagine I'd have performance anxiety looking down at someone eagerly waiting for my turds to eat.

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u/GarbageOfCesspool Dec 06 '21

You're a poet.

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u/MutantNinjaNipples Dec 06 '21

I’m wheezing here

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u/Kitne_cute_hai_hum Dec 06 '21

What the fuck is this? Shit's literal purpose is to be thrown out, you morons! It's not a kink, it's both harmful for you and idiocy of first class!

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u/Correct-Ad9497 Dec 06 '21

The first thing to make me actually feel nauseous. I didn’t think much could really shake me but imagining this does. 🤢

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u/FMDnative480 Dec 06 '21

Omg I gagged when I read that he left a piece in his mouth. Good god people

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u/DixonSeider69 Dec 06 '21

What the fuck

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u/WolfColaCo2020 Dec 06 '21

Morbid curiousity took me to the sub. There's a bloke in there who has dedicated his entire profile to just commenting various forms of 'get help'. What a hero

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u/the-dogsox Dec 06 '21

Each day we stray further from god.

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u/aheth_ Dec 06 '21

Wow I really wish I wouldn’t have looked at that sub

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u/KaxyOP Dec 06 '21

I'm about to puke

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u/HopeThisHelps90 Dec 06 '21

I’m kink shaming.

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u/i_hate_vampires Dec 06 '21

This seems like it would kill you…isn’t shit full of bad bacteria?

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u/Nisserically Dec 06 '21

I'm now 100% certain the human race is devolving.

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u/Pesty_Wanderer_ Dec 06 '21

I've seen tonnes of gore and other disgusting shit on the Internet but, this. This legitimately made me gag

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u/KregeTheBear Dec 06 '21

I probably shouldn’t have opened this while eating my lunch, I wish I could unread what’s been read.

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u/Vikingtastic Dec 06 '21

Time to kinkshame

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u/retroly Dec 06 '21

Has anyone done and psychological studies into why people do this? Aversion to poop should be a basic trate of a person, how does their brain get rewired so they want to consume this and get off on it? Is their brain just backwards? Is it a kink? Do they just not find it gross? Did they suffer some kind of mental or physical issues when young? Or if you have enough people you will just get this type of variance when you same billions of people roaming the earth?

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u/zahidilhan Dec 06 '21

Funny you ask. He said that the voices in his head told him to eat shit and he got addicted to the taste

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u/sentientfartcloud Dec 07 '21

When your internal monologue hates you.

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u/yak_oxen Dec 06 '21 edited Dec 06 '21

People are actually getting mad because this is considered “kink shaming”?! Lol. For fucks sake, they’re eating shit, ya weirdos. Fucking mental.

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u/ConsentingAsparagus Dec 06 '21

I wasn't ready for this.

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u/speedspectator Dec 06 '21

My real time reaction while reading this

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u/deadisthelord Dec 06 '21

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/Fang2604 Dec 06 '21

WHAT THE FUCK

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u/the_abiding_dude69 Dec 06 '21

Can’t say the username doesn’t check out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '21

Thats extremely mild for that sub. There was a post where a guy talked about disconnecting the flush lines from the women’s toilets in a public restroom and everytime he did he would cross dress as a woman so he could steal random women’s shit and put it in zip lock baggies so he could eat it at home.

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