r/Conservative 13d ago

Satire Omicron Vaccine To Be Made Available In March For The 12 People Who Haven't Gotten Omicron Yet

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r/Conservative 14d ago

Satire Pfizer CEO Condemns SCOTUS Ruling As A ‘Clear Violation Of Our Constitutional Right To Produce Experimental Drugs And Use The Full Power Of Government To Force The Entire Population To Inject Them Into Their Bodies’

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r/Conservative 21d ago Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Silver

Satire That didn't go as planned

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r/Conservative 10d ago Silver Wholesome

Satire Democrats Warn That Republicans Plan To Steal Election By Blocking Democrat Efforts To Steal Election

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r/Conservative 6d ago Wholesome

Satire 'Not On My Watch': DeSantis Signs Executive Order That Green M&M Must Still Be Sexy In Florida

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r/Conservative 27d ago Cake Silver Helpful Take My Power

Satire Ted Cruz Says All His Haters Are Just Unable To Resist His Raw Sex Appeal

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r/Conservative 9d ago Silver Wholesome

Satire In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN

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r/Conservative 14h ago Silver This Wholesome (Pro) Pranked!

Satire Biden To Nominate Progressive Woman Of Color Elizabeth Warren To Supreme Court

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r/Conservative 19d ago Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

Satire Legal Experts Ask Justice Sotomayor To Recuse Herself From Case Due To Her Being An Idiot

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r/Conservative 4d ago Wholesome

Satire Biden Threatens Putin With Sending Over Thousands Of ‘Our Most Vaccinated, Pregnant, Woke, Diverse’ Soldiers

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r/Conservative 18d ago Silver Wholesome

Satire AOC Accuses COVID Virus Of Just Wanting To Date Her

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r/Conservative Dec 07 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Satire Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind

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r/Conservative 2d ago

Satire McConnell Says Senate Should Not Confirm New Supreme Court Nominee Just Three Years Before Presidential Election

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r/Conservative 23d ago Helpful Wholesome Silver

Satire Leftist Who Keeps Taking COVID Tests Says He Can Quit Anytime

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r/Conservative 28d ago Silver

Satire Unvaccinated Man Feeling Left Out As All His Vaccinated Friends Have COVID

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r/Conservative 22h ago

Satire Report: Strong Spike In Google Searches For 'Who Is Neil Young'

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r/Conservative 13d ago

Satire Kamala Harris So Disliked Nation Considering Hillary Clinton

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r/Conservative 7d ago Silver

Satire Entire Medical Establishment Threatened By Comedian Who Gets High And Talks About MMA And Aliens

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r/Conservative 21d ago Wholesome Silver Helpful

Satire Nation Observes 0 Seconds Of Silence To Read The Names Of Those Killed By Trump Supporters On January 6th

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r/Conservative 23d ago Wholesome

Satire Dave Chappelle Apologizes For Photograph With Unfunny Friend Patton Oswalt

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r/Conservative 3d ago

Satire Biden Considers Starting World War III To Distract From Domestic Failures

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r/Conservative 14d ago

Satire Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

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r/Conservative 24d ago

Satire Ilhan Omar: ‘Every One Of My Brothers Who Disagrees With Me Wants To Marry Me’

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r/Conservative 1d ago Silver

Satire Biden Commits To Picking A Diversity Hire For SCOTUS Since That Worked So Well With His VP

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r/Conservative Dec 26 '21 Silver Wholesome

Satire Seattle Man Found With 8 lbs. Of Heroin In Plastic Bag, Arrested For Possession Of Plastic Bag

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